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Old 05-25-2007, 11:26 AM   #961
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Old 05-25-2007, 11:49 AM   #962
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well, i'll be in the QC in a month so I can chat with your hubby about options that won't bother the back. come on, be creative. experimentation makes the conception all that much more fun!
Well if you are trying to conceive, I would rule out anal as part of the experiment. lol!!!
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:28 PM   #963
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Sheldon! You're not around as much these days. Good to see you!
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:11 PM   #964
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Well if you are trying to conceive, I would rule out anal as part of the experiment. lol!!!
Really? Then where are all these shithead assholes coming from anyway?
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:22 PM   #965
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That reminds me. My son likes this show called, "The Goodnight Show." The former host got canned (this is a pun) for doing a comedic PSA on taking it anally only so she didn't get pregnant and mess up her future. Hilarious. The ironic part is that doing the skit actually messed up her future.
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:59 PM   #966
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Really? Then where are all these shithead assholes coming from anyway?
That's right up there with "buttfuck him in the mouth!"

newguy, I loved those clips she did.. there was a second one where her mother introduced her to a vibrator. I thought they were hilarious, and I thought PBS was being extra anal (pardon the pun) to get rid of her.
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:00 PM   #967
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I haven't seen the vibrator one. Wouldn't happen to have a link would you?
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:56 PM   #968
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Youtube has everything.

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Old 05-25-2007, 10:30 PM   #969
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I have only been around a brief time, but I can already tell that Ducks is a pure as driven snow.
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That reminds me. My son likes this show called, "The Goodnight Show." The former host got canned (this is a pun) for doing a comedic PSA on taking it anally only so she didn't get pregnant and mess up her future. Hilarious. The ironic part is that doing the skit actually messed up her future.
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:47 AM   #970
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What? No no. I have only been around a brief time, but I can already tell that Ducks is a pure as driven snow.
I like you


...but I'm easy, so that doesnt meant a lot
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Old 05-29-2007, 09:18 AM   #971
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I like it when easy girls like me. So, to me, it means a lot.
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:58 PM   #972
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WHAT is the point of this thread???
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Old 05-30-2007, 08:40 PM   #973
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It's called the sex thread. Where people talk about shrimping boats and oreo cookies, of course.
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Old 05-30-2007, 09:00 PM   #974
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:51 PM   #975
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Okay, I'm slowly reading my way through this thread, but I'm going to go ahead and talk about my issue. I apologize if the answer is already here.

Background: I'm with my first girlfriend, and she's also my first sexual partner (from first kiss to ...). We've been together for 4-5 months, things are still improving, so I really want to resolve this issue.

What's my issue? Oral sex. Cunnilingus. Occasionally, I've gotten this girl screaming and gnashing her teeth and grinding against my face until I'm in pain, but I still can't make her come (she's never had an orgasm with anyone). Most times she gets to what I'd guess is half-way there or a bit more. Sometimes she doesn't get much of anywhere, which bugs the crap out of me.

I guess I need tips... Warm oil massage really gets her going, but sometimes it's just not practical to get that messy, especially since I go down on her basically every time we have sex, which is usually 1-3 times per day (i think the most has been 6 or 7, but after 4 I really lose track).
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