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Old 05-05-2011, 09:21 AM   #1216
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jealous. who's the lucky fellow?
don't tell us it was Penis Spam!1!!!11!?
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:39 AM   #1217
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There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?)
Who had the most terrible luck!
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Old 05-05-2011, 12:52 PM   #1218
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Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah....
MORT. The next words out of your keyboard are going to be that you didn't stop taking your birth control pills after all, right?
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Old 05-05-2011, 01:41 PM   #1219
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I am sure Mort just had sex with B.O.B.
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:11 PM   #1220
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I wonder what a child with BOB would look like?
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:21 PM   #1221
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Ok time to finish this:

There was a young lady named Fluck
Who had the most terrible luck
She wanted to marry a horse
But she couldn't of course
So she married a fellow named Chuck
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:59 PM   #1222
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MORT. The next words out of your keyboard are going to be that you didn't stop taking your birth control pills after all, right?
I did stop the pills, but I used another form of protection, aaand without getting too sickingly detailed....we did not finish the way that would have had the most risk of babies. (Although I realize pre-ejaculate can get you preggars too, but thats the reason for the protection.)
I'm still dating the boyfriend I was supposed to break up with...yeah I know. Its actually been kinda nice, not living with him, but still dating. We might work things out, and if not....well I'm determined to have some fun.
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Old 05-05-2011, 08:41 PM   #1223
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There was a young man from Nantucket
The rumours were greatly exaggerated.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:38 PM   #1224
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....we did not finish the way that would have had the most risk of babies. ...
Ah, I see, this is the more refined way of saying you got bukkake'd.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:53 PM   #1225
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If a stork brings babies what doesn't bring babies?
A swallow. (either African or European)
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Old 05-05-2011, 10:04 PM   #1226
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:21 AM   #1227
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There was a young man from Nantucket
The rumours were greatly exaggerated.
*applause*
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Old 05-06-2011, 11:28 AM   #1228
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Although I realize pre-ejaculate can get you preggars too
Interesting note of the day: although every sex education class, since the dawn of sex education classes, have told us over and over and over and over that pre-ejaculate can contain sperm and get you pregnant...

...it's pretty much safe as long as the pull-out is performed correctly.

(bonus for all: ask for it on your tits or face and he HAS to perform the pull-out correctly. on your belly and he may still be too late. good lord it really has come to this, but it's the truth.)
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Old 05-06-2011, 03:16 PM   #1229
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Do not attempt this at home unless you are reasonably sure you want kids.
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Old 05-06-2011, 03:24 PM   #1230
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If a stork brings babies what doesn't bring babies?
A swallow. (either African or European)
Well, of course not.

How would he grip it?
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