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01-21-2009, 06:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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I'll save some time this morning by skipping breakfast.
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01-21-2009, 11:45 AM
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What do you want? A cookie?
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wichita Kansas
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oh my dear bajesus...who would willingly do that to themselves...
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When life gives you lemons...call me and Ill bring the tequila and we can do shots all night 
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01-21-2009, 12:24 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Reminds me of the case of a (non-doctor) performing castrations on willing subjects in North Carolina. A psychiatrist quoted in the newspaper very helpfully informed us that "most men do not volunteer for this procedure." Thanks, I never knew that.
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01-21-2009, 12:42 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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01-21-2009, 01:18 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Because they were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way.
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01-21-2009, 02:31 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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01-21-2009, 04:35 PM
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What do you want? A cookie?
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wichita Kansas
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ooo now i understand...
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When life gives you lemons...call me and Ill bring the tequila and we can do shots all night
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01-21-2009, 08:21 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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01-21-2009, 09:54 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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01-22-2009, 01:00 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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And you thought "pheasant under glass" was your only choice...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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01-22-2009, 08:27 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
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How about this visual:
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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01-23-2009, 12:49 AM
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Between my ears
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Hot chick! With a brick?
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01-23-2009, 02:10 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That's a dead Islamic chicken. They are required to cover the naughty bits with a brick.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-23-2009, 05:51 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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For it is written in the Koran:
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-23-2009, 06:27 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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or for a larger crowd.....
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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