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Old 02-28-2016, 03:55 PM   #31
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It's too long to be one handed. And the saw blade would get caught on the skull, making a freeing it quickly for a second blow problematic.
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Old 02-28-2016, 07:51 PM   #32
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Now, if the saw blade were motorised for fast head-slicing.....
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Old 02-28-2016, 08:21 PM   #33
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Now, if the saw blade were motorised for fast head-slicing.....
I believe that you may be onto something.
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Old 02-29-2016, 05:45 AM   #34
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You want finer teeth though so it doesn't get jerked outta your hands. Big teeth for maximum gore small teeth for handling... its quite a conundrum.
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Old 03-09-2016, 01:33 PM   #35
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Old 03-09-2016, 01:49 PM   #36
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Have sex with me after I'm blackout drunk? Um, nope.
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Old 08-07-2019, 05:54 PM   #37
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used deodorant sticks. I want to believe this is just someone taking the piss but....

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Old 08-08-2019, 07:29 AM   #38
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Ha!
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Old 09-03-2019, 06:55 PM   #39
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continuing the ew factor... free shower curtain
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Old 09-03-2019, 07:55 PM   #40
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How do you clean a shower curtain? For real?

I kind of use a sponge and some spray cleanser and try to hold it up against a side wall of the shower so I can press down and scrub while the wall supports it, but there has to be a better way. You can't put any pressure on the thing because it's a freaking curtain. It's waterproof, so if you stick it in a washing machine and it folds over on itself, the inside part doesn't even get touched.

Does anyone have any tips?
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Old 09-03-2019, 09:47 PM   #41
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Spray clorox clean up on it. Wait half an hour, rinse.

Or buy new liners every 3 months.
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Old 09-03-2019, 10:55 PM   #42
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it's not like it just needs a little cleaning. The cleaning products required (if it were possible) alone would cost more than a new curtain, never mind the labor.... and might be more damaging to the environment than just tossing the curtain.......

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Old 09-04-2019, 06:30 AM   #43
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How do you clean a shower curtain? For real?



I kind of use a sponge and some spray cleanser and try to hold it up against a side wall of the shower so I can press down and scrub while the wall supports it, but there has to be a better way. You can't put any pressure on the thing because it's a freaking curtain. It's waterproof, so if you stick it in a washing machine and it folds over on itself, the inside part doesn't even get touched.



Does anyone have any tips?
I never scrub, I just spray it with bleach and let it sit for a while before rinsing. When that stops working, I throw the liner away and replace it every few years. The outer curtain is cloth and it goes through the washing machine just fine.
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Old 09-04-2019, 06:37 AM   #44
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I find the soap scum doesnít come off with bleach, although bleach is great at getting rid of the funky mold/mildew. Maybe our water is too hard or something. Iíll have to try that Clorox stuff.
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Old 09-04-2019, 02:47 PM   #45
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Dry the fucking thing and don't let the funk grow.

Or toss it and get a door.
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