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Old 11-17-2014, 10:01 AM   #76
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You mean just kidding these ARE all about me?

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Old 11-17-2014, 11:39 AM   #77
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Don't be sad on your birthday! Happy birthday, UT!
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Old 11-17-2014, 11:53 AM   #78
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if it was ever about you
it really wasn't ever
i was just kidding anyway
you dont even know my life
i can say what i wanna say
just kidding i was just kidding

i hope you get a rash

not you
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Old 11-17-2014, 11:54 AM   #79
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IT'S ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME



except when it isn't
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Old 11-17-2014, 12:06 PM   #80
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yeah, well, happy birthday anyway, i hope it's better than the weather

and i hope you trip up the steps

not you
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Old 11-17-2014, 12:14 PM   #81
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I hope you hit your front tooth on your coffee mug, but not so hard that it becomes loose, just enough that your tongue feels around it every 10 minutes for the next two hours because your brain knows that something happened.
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Old 11-17-2014, 12:32 PM   #82
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I hope you manage to blow out all of the candles on your birthday cake but one.

And now for something completely different: HB, UT!
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:33 PM   #83
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I hope you forget how to ride a bike
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Old 11-17-2014, 02:48 PM   #84
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I hope that when you finally find out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, assuming a woodchuck could chuck wood, you are sorely disappointed.

And Happy Birthday Toad!
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Old 11-17-2014, 03:06 PM   #85
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Happy Birthday Toad!

I hope you shart.

Not you. You. Yeah, you. You fukkin fuk.
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Old 11-17-2014, 03:40 PM   #86
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I hope the whiskey you're drinking came out of a plastic bottle


I hope when you bungie jump, the cord wraps around your testes.
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Old 11-17-2014, 04:02 PM   #87
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I hope you wet the bed
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Old 11-17-2014, 04:46 PM   #88
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I hope your dog makes a pile of used menstruation apparatus in your living room and happy birthday!
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Old 11-23-2014, 08:20 PM   #89
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I hope you don't have enough room for desert on Thanksgiving.
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Old 11-23-2014, 08:40 PM   #90
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I hope your check engine light comes on. And flickers.
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