The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-24-2014, 12:15 AM   #91
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 37,564
"I Hope You Die" by John Wing

Woke up this morning, and you were gone
Found a note, it said "so long"
You said this love would last our lives
I hope your face breaks out in hives

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long

I hope you have a heart attack
I hope your breasts get really slack
You were my girl but now you're not
I hope you die, I hope you rot

Cus I don't wanna be your friend
I only want your life to end
You're back in town, someone else's gal
I hope you drown in the love canal

I hope you die a painful death
I hope you choke on your next breath
You screwed me up, you done me wrong
I hope you die before too long


I hope you die before i end this song
I hope you die, i really really hope you die
die die die die
eat shit and die.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 11:19 AM   #92
monster
Werd Nord
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 29,380
that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think?

I hope you get a papercut on your knob right next to your peepee hole next time you jerk off over a prono mag

yes, you.



oh and I hope your sock elastic fails when you are wearing loose boots..
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 12:17 PM   #93
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
I hope you get butt hurt over someone telling you that you're doing it wrong again.
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 12:18 PM   #94
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
just you


not kidding
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 12:18 PM   #95
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
just kidding
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 02:06 PM   #96
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 37,564
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster View Post
that's a little harsh for the general tone of this thread doncha think?
Apparently not.
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 04:53 PM   #97
monster
Werd Nord
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 29,380
I missed the sorry Apparently somebody hoped I'd fuck everything up today. But at least this one didn't really hurt anyone/thing.

I hope your fruitcake has a crunchy bit that shouldn't be there
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 06:05 PM   #98
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
I hope you run out of gas on a bridge
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 06:11 PM   #99
monster
Werd Nord
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 29,380
(((unrelated to the OP but it goes on, I just burned the potroast )))
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 06:14 PM   #100
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
I hope your meat loafs


I hope you get a hole in your sock

I hope there are shells in your eggs


not me

someone else
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 07:07 PM   #101
orthodoc
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
I hope your boss removes your favorite laptop

so you have to resubscribe to all your porn sites
__________________
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi
orthodoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 07:12 PM   #102
orthodoc
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
I hope you try to post here and your technology repeatedly fails right after you've written a thoughtful reply to another post.
__________________
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi
orthodoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 07:19 PM   #103
lumberjim
hides the pickle
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,930
I hope you can't think of anything to say
__________________
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 08:23 PM   #104
monster
Werd Nord
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 29,380
I hope you're not 100% sure you turned the oven off
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2014, 09:10 PM   #105
Pamela
Deplorable
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 754
I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

Just getting into the spirit of things.
Pamela is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:29 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.