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Old 07-16-2018, 10:01 PM   #1
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http://web.archive.org/web/200605132...e0156adfbc.wmv
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People do the stupidist things!! (I started laughing like crazy @ 50 seconds )
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Old 07-17-2018, 04:01 PM   #2
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Didn't Steve-O do that?
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Old 07-17-2018, 06:17 PM   #3
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I dunno....I hope they gave him some $$$$$$$$$ for doing that,it looked like a horrible experience!
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Old 07-17-2018, 08:52 PM   #4
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I got a video.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:06 PM   #5
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:29 PM   #6
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just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:50 PM   #7
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I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:52 PM   #8
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just once though. that looks *extremely* memorable.
So is cutting off your dick but doing it is stupid.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:04 PM   #9
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Ah, The Cellar.

I am, once again, reminded of something I heard George Carlin say (paraphrasing):

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Y'know something ya never see? A grown man, running full speed, taking a shit.

Y'know something ya never hear? "After I stick this red hot poker up my ass, I'm gonna chop my dick off."
You people make me remember the weirdest shit, sometimes.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:06 PM   #10
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I snorted a line of salt once for a $100.00, hurt for hours.
I snorted a hundred one time. I didn't get anything, and it cost me $100.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:20 PM   #11
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The wasabi vid reminded me:

I was parked on the river one night, this was way before I leased m'spot on the river, at one of those park-n-party, lovers' lane-type places. A car pulled in across the river, they didn't know I was there at the time. They got out, loud, drunk/stoned, whatever, and proceeded to do more of the same.

A few minutes of listening to them echoing up and down the river at 3-4 in the AM, and I was ready to head for home, no sleeping tonight looks like.

Then somebody said "Alright come and get 'em!"

I then heard the car door open, I could see the dome light. Then I heard "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!!" Then I heard it again, "Sniiiiiifffff, oh, OHgoddamn, awwwhh, ooohfuckmotherfucker!!!!! Oh Lawd! Help me Oprah!!!" And again. Then I heard "SNORXKLNKXSSKGH!!,", and then, in the plainest, most normal voice, "Yeah, that's a little loud, there." And then a repeat performance of the CrankSnorter's Prayer. They were snorting crank.

I sat there across the river and laughed til I was crying at those fuckers. They left after a couple toots, and I went to sleep as the sun was coming up.
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:27 PM   #12
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Good thing for you they left 'cause they sure as hell weren't gonna sleep.
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