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Old 02-07-2014, 04:05 PM   #151
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The world is full of everything, shaw. Laughter, fun, pain, doubt, etc...

The wolf you feed grows stronger. Dwell in misery, or starve it the Fuck out. You choose.
Oh, I agree. I get that. Sorry if my post sounded like I'm miserable. i'm not. Not at all. I have good days and bad days like everyone else.

I was just thinking about the girl who sometimes gets all hidden inside the things that happen that are miserable. Certainly I've learned that there is good and bad. I just don't have the wide-eyed wonder I used to have. I suppose that's a good thing. One learns to not sweat the small stuff, when one has finally faced real pain and sorrow.

I'm still me. I'm not miserable. I'm starting to feel 'fun' again. It'll all be aight.
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Old 02-07-2014, 04:26 PM   #152
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That's good news.
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Old 02-09-2014, 11:27 PM   #153
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Here's a great example from today.
Are you telling us everything?
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Old 02-10-2014, 07:27 AM   #154
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Well, now you know everything.

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Old 02-24-2014, 12:35 PM   #155
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I killed another bat. by accident this time.


He or she must have crawled in through the shitty siding on my laundry room wall, and got that green thread tangled around it's wing... Then somehow got into the washer. It was a very clean and fluffy dead bat. Bummed me out.
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Old 02-24-2014, 12:48 PM   #156
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I'm just glad I found him before he went through the dryer.
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Old 02-24-2014, 12:58 PM   #157
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Did you wash your clothes a second time, or just shrug and throw them in the dryer?
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Old 02-24-2014, 01:59 PM   #158
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They were mostly already in the dryer. I was lucky I didn't scoop him up in that first big handful of clothes. He was tangled in the last sock to come out of the washer. I think my clothes would have been doomed if I'd dried him with them. All stinky and covered in bits of hair... Bleh.

So yeah, I said Fuck it and dried the clothes. I'm lumberjim after all, not prissy Jim.
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Old 02-24-2014, 05:51 PM   #159
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I think he was scuba diving and that was his guide rope. he didn't realize there was a whirlpool
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Old 02-24-2014, 06:39 PM   #160
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Poor bugger.
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:20 PM   #161
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He was a miserable bastard that would suck the life outta ya given half a chance.

Fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:53 PM   #162
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I thought bats eat fruits and insects?
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:57 PM   #163
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They eat mosquitos. Lots of them. Grav is just being a wanker.
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Old 02-25-2014, 02:28 AM   #164
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In ten years time, thousands more people are going to get bitten because of your reckless laundry habits!
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:50 AM   #165
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His washing machine is probably a mosquito ranch and the bat thought it had won the lottery.

THERE'S NO FREE LUNCH!
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