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Old 11-02-2016, 05:10 PM   #841
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Congratulations Jim and Amanda!!!!
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Old 11-02-2016, 06:40 PM   #842
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I expect we'll all be invited, natch.
Is there such a thing as Skype conference calls? It's gonna be a couple year engagement, so we have time to sort out the technology
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:13 PM   #843
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In the spirit of Brangelina, and Bennifer, I move that henceforth whenever we mention Jim & Amanda The Couple, we refer to them as Jimanda.

That is all.
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Old 11-03-2016, 05:19 PM   #844
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Is there such a thing as Skype conference calls? It's gonna be a couple year engagement, so we have time to sort out the technology


That would be SO COOOOOOOOL!


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Old 11-03-2016, 07:58 PM   #845
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Is there such a thing as Skype conference calls? It's gonna be a couple year engagement, so we have time to sort out the technology
Unless there will be taste-o-vision in a few years then you will find me slurping the champagne, smokin the blunts and dancing with beautiful well endowed women that are at least 6" taller than I.

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Old 11-03-2016, 08:04 PM   #846
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That's the minimum you should expect for buying/wearing a suit.
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Old 11-03-2016, 08:37 PM   #847
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maybe that 'go live' bookface thing will work....

Aliantha's baby broadcast a couple seconds last night, so I should be able to figure that out.
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Old 11-04-2016, 08:09 AM   #848
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I plan to stay at least 9 days anytime I go up there. Wouldn't make sense to rent a tux here. Hopefully LJ won't have a clown wedding. After all where could we rent 12 clown suits?

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Old 11-04-2016, 09:07 AM   #849
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So pleased for you Jim. Brilliant.
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Old 11-06-2016, 07:08 AM   #850
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If I was Amanda I be like WTF? Three more years of free pu$$y? See after the license is signed and the I do's are said then pu$$y is no longer free. The man pays for it all. The woman's money goes into a secret vault in Switzerland somewhere. My own mother knew she was dying and told me there was 20k in two envelopes in the left side of the box springs in her bedroom. Women don't understand men. They read the magazines with 1100 ways to please your man. There are only 3 ways. Phuck me, feed me and don't talk so much.

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Old 11-06-2016, 07:17 AM   #851
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My buddy married a chick that earns $40,000 a year without leaving the bedroom.
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She tracks railroad cars on her computer and notifies the owners how much they are owed and by whom.
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Old 11-06-2016, 08:46 AM   #852
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Some men are to macho to understand women. Females like to be touched, hold their face when kissing or not. Hold their hand when out and about. Constantly tell them you love them, need them. Pat them on the butt. Call them by their full name not the nickname everyone else calls them. I would put lotion on my rough hands and that was the signal. Not that I knew that. Never thought of it. She ran around locking doors and pulling shades. See I am the man who loves her, needs her, listens to her and sometimes I hear what she said.

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Old 11-06-2016, 10:25 AM   #853
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Men want to be admired for what they accomplish, Women want to admired for who they are.
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Old 11-06-2016, 11:10 AM   #854
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... I would put lotion on my rough hands ...

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That. That right there is all I need to know that you are a good man.



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Old 11-06-2016, 11:18 AM   #855
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I got a hearty thank you when I asked for a nail file/emery board.
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