Quote Of The Day - Page 2

romuh doog · 05-07-2006, 06:33 PM

"If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart."
_Marilyn Vos Savant

Kagen4o4 · 05-07-2006, 11:18 PM

"nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore"

-Trent Reznor

05-09-2006, 10:45 AM

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

charlene · 05-09-2006, 05:23 PM

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'
--Jack Handey

05-09-2006, 09:03 PM

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
~Benjamin Franklin

Kagen4o4 · 05-09-2006, 09:22 PM

"to alocohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems"
-H. J. Simpsons

05-09-2006, 09:29 PM

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"

billybob · 05-12-2006, 07:49 AM

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields

Kitsune · 05-12-2006, 02:35 PM

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Fred Allen

Happy Monkey · 05-12-2006, 02:52 PM

It thought it was neither well done nor rare?

05-12-2006, 04:23 PM

"Civilization is born of leisure, and leisure can only come after the
crop has been harvested." -Louis La'Mour

Guyute · 05-13-2006, 10:26 PM

Whether you think you can,
Or you think you can't,
You're right.
-Unknown

Pay yourself first.
-The Richest Man In Babylon

You need these three people in your life to know you REAL well:
Your Prof; Your Banker; and Your Boss. This will greatly enhance your future.
-My Dad, when I moved out.

John Adams · 05-13-2006, 10:33 PM

"Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and that is not easy."

-Aristotle

05-13-2006, 10:54 PM

The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes
The Merchant of Venice, Act 4, scene 1

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-- Albert Einstein, U.S. physicist

MaggieL · 05-13-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

It thought it was neither well done nor rare?

In Fred Allen's day it was rare...only three networks and only in prime time. Local TV was...well...think "cable community access" and you'll be close.

05-07-2006, 11:18 PM	#17
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"nothing can stop me now, cause i dont care anymore" -Trent Reznor __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-09-2006, 09:22 PM	#21
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"to alocohol! the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems" -H. J. Simpsons __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-12-2006, 07:49 AM	#23
billybob pseudointellectual antipodean omnivore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 91	I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields __________________ This movie is invisible on any computer that is running pirated software

05-12-2006, 02:52 PM	#25
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It thought it was neither well done nor rare? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-13-2006, 10:26 PM	#27
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	Whether you think you can, Or you think you can't, You're right. -Unknown Pay yourself first. -The Richest Man In Babylon You need these three people in your life to know you REAL well: Your Prof; Your Banker; and Your Boss. This will greatly enhance your future. -My Dad, when I moved out. __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.

05-07-2006, 06:33 PM	#16
romuh doog A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here for now Posts: 69	"If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart." _Marilyn Vos Savant

05-09-2006, 10:45 AM	#18
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin

05-09-2006, 05:23 PM	#19
charlene Future world traveller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: wrong side of the planet Posts: 24	Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' --Jack Handey

05-09-2006, 09:03 PM	#20
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin

05-09-2006, 09:29 PM	#22
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"

05-12-2006, 02:35 PM	#24
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen

05-12-2006, 04:23 PM	#26
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	"Civilization is born of leisure, and leisure can only come after the crop has been harvested." -Louis La'Mour

05-13-2006, 10:33 PM	#28
John Adams Founder of Freedom Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 58	"Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person at the right time, and for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and that is not easy." -Aristotle

05-13-2006, 10:54 PM	#29
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest; It blesseth him that gives and him that takes The Merchant of Venice, Act 4, scene 1 Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -- Albert Einstein, U.S. physicist

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