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Old 06-10-2018, 05:59 PM   #6541
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Sandwich cream?

You mean Miracle Whip?
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:00 AM   #6542
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I thought the exact same thing, kinda.

I think it's different though.

I was thinking about this stuff:

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Old 06-11-2018, 11:12 AM   #6543
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Kraft Sandwich Spread...
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water, vinegar, sugar, soybean oil, chopped pickles, modified food starch, contains less than 2% of salt, eggs, natural flavor, mustard flour, red bell peppers, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate and calcium disodium edta (as preservatives), spice, paprika, garlic, onions, turmeric, oleoresin paprika.
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Heinz Sandwich Spread is a blend of salad cream and relish popular in the Netherlands and Britain. It is classified by the manufacturer as a sauce or relish. The relish ingredients are carrots, celery, gherkins, red peppers and mustard in a finely diced spreadable form. In this respect it is similar to spreadable piccalilli, but milder in flavour. The salad cream base results in a more tart flavour than similar mayonnaise-based sandwich spreads found in the United States.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:37 AM   #6544
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I suppose a more accurate description would be salad dressing.
Since the nation's trendsetters are now using it as a sandwich filling, the marketing bods at Heinz wish to call it 'Sandwich Cream'.
Vinegar sandwich, vicar?
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Old 06-11-2018, 06:40 PM   #6545
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They are so missing the boat ....... package the same product twice, once as Sandwich Cream and once as Traditional Salad cream. Increased audience, increased £££
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Old 06-12-2018, 06:44 AM   #6546
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Yep. They'll probably lose some salad cream customers...
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Old 06-12-2018, 01:45 PM   #6547
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They are so missing the boat ....... package the same product twice, once as Sandwich Cream and once as Traditional Salad cream. Increased audience, increased £££
My Dad's uncle worked in a putty factory in Beverley, Yorkshire.
He said that the only difference between oak putty and elm putty was seven shillings and sixpence a barrel.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:51 AM   #6548
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Another day another irritation.

When attempting to access aspendailynews.com I get this:

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Similarly, clicking on the wnep.com link in Griff's post prompts this response:

'Sorry, this content is not available in your region'.

I thought that I'd have a go via startpage.com where a proxy can be used. No luck there either.
Once again I shall have to invoke the 'embuggerance' word.
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:13 PM   #6549
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Try right clicking on the link and going to "Incognito Window".
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Old 06-15-2018, 03:05 AM   #6550
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Try right clicking on the link and going to "Incognito Window".
Unfortunately that doesn't work. I'd concluded that IP addresses might have been the stumbling block here.
A search has come up with an article from the (UK) Evening Standard...

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“We do identify EU internet protocol (IP) addresses for the purpose of determining whether to direct you to USA TODAY NETWORK’s EU Experience.”
Evening Standard.
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Old 06-15-2018, 10:02 AM   #6551
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Sorry about that, I'm just waiting for that to happen here.
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Old 06-23-2018, 04:50 PM   #6552
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Ever meet a woman that everyone likes, is always smiling, never a bad word about anyone, and brightens the day of everyone she encounters?
I have. I went to her funeral today.
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:20 PM   #6553
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That sucks. Sorry Bruce.
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:46 PM   #6554
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The poem is pretty...

I'm sorry you're missing your friend, xoB.

(I hope I don't presume too much. The poem seems bright and hopeful. Surely she will be missed.)
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Old 06-23-2018, 06:03 PM   #6555
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Sorry, Bruce.
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