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Old 07-27-2007, 07:19 PM   #1
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I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers...

This thread is fairly self-explanatory I hope. Post something you can say that you figger nobody else here can.

I'll bet none of you fuckers have to walk home from work through a monkey-ridden, bonafide fucking jungle.
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Old 07-27-2007, 07:24 PM   #2
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I'll bet none of you fuckers worked 17 hours yesterday and drove back and forth for three more.
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Old 07-27-2007, 07:33 PM   #3
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Bet none of you fuckers do 24 and 48 hours for a regular work schedule, followed by 8 to 10 in another job. I put in 80 to 110 hours a week in a regular work week.
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:27 PM   #4
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Are you old enough to have a job?
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Old 07-27-2007, 08:28 PM   #5
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I'll bet none of you fuckers have eaten three boxes of thin mints in the past few days.

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Old 07-27-2007, 08:44 PM   #6
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I'll bet none of you fuckers have to walk home from work through a monkey-ridden, bonafide fucking jungle.

Admittedly, no, but then I do that every day AT work.
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Old 07-27-2007, 09:07 PM   #7
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I bet none of you fuckers spent 7 hours watching 77 girls do 4 dives each at the slowest and most badly run championship meet in the world ever. And I bet after all that, none of you would have made your daughter search the 2-foot-deep "chammy-eating" gutter to find their brand new championship present chammy.
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Old 07-28-2007, 12:23 AM   #8
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I'll bet none of your fuckers went to the office this morning 'just for an hour' and ended up staying for half the day on your day off.
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Old 07-28-2007, 02:56 AM   #9
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I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.
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Old 07-28-2007, 05:49 AM   #10
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I bet none of you fuckers spent 4 hours fucking around like a mad scientist with pH kits and water hardness kits, adding a bit of this and a pinch of that to get the balance right. Fucking fish!!!
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Old 07-28-2007, 07:18 AM   #11
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I bet none of you fuckers have puncture marks in your neck and shoulders from trying to keep an inquisitive cat from finding out what is behind the living room door (ie the rest of the world). And I don't think he's even registered for piercings.
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Old 07-28-2007, 09:58 AM   #12
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I'll bet none of you fuckers wore glasses at the age of three.
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Old 07-28-2007, 11:14 AM   #13
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I bet none of you fuckers are leaving on a 4000+ mile road trip next Saturday
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Old 07-28-2007, 11:21 AM   #14
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i have to ask. really, i do

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I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.
how was his tip?
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Old 07-28-2007, 11:57 AM   #15
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Ha!

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