The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 806

glatt · 09-20-2016, 09:02 AM

Photographer should have included dislocated shoulder guy's feet in the picture so you could see if he was off the ground.

Gravdigr · 09-20-2016, 04:17 PM

Watertaxi?

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Gravdigr · 10-03-2016, 01:43 PM

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Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

This story is just steeped in WTFness...

And, no, this wasn't in Kentucky.

glatt · 10-03-2016, 01:58 PM

No way. That's not real. Not even Floriduh.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2016, 03:58 PM

Link now goes to Yahoo's home page, instead of the article.

A mod may want to kill that link. A quick search did not turn up another working link.

Here's the text from the article, for some reason the link to the story takes you to Yahoo's home page, the quick-read version of it comes up, though.

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From Cosmopolitan

Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter.

According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old’s photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.

As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning “several million dollars” in the lottery.

He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife’s profile.

“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“

Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said.

"Every couple is different and special in their own ways,” his wife added.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2016, 04:05 PM

I'm sure the several million in lottery winnings had nothing to do with the woman staying with grandpa.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2016, 04:06 PM

Wait...

Is that young woman her own step-grandma?

Is she her father's step-mother?

Gravdigr · 10-09-2016, 01:47 PM

...the hell?

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footfootfoot · 10-09-2016, 04:17 PM

Wait. We're supposed to feed our parents down there?

Crimson Ghost · 10-10-2016, 12:14 AM

Gravdigr · 10-11-2016, 02:31 PM

Own a car? Own more than one? Is/are it/they in good shape?

Congratulations, you're racist! On an institutional level. So says this gay guy.

I can't decide if he's stupid, or insane.

glatt · 10-11-2016, 02:43 PM

Graduation gift college chairs are racist. More whites own them*, so dude's a racist for sure. I wish I could read the seal to see where he went.

*this fact hasn't been fully researched as of print deadline.

glatt · 10-11-2016, 02:54 PM

OK, I actually watched the 7 plus minutes of the video and that's not really what he's saying. He's saying that the US has shitty public transportation and that you have to have a car to get around in most places. And if you can't afford a reliable car, then the deck is stacked against you.

And the chair is from Yale.

captainhook455 · 10-12-2016, 08:39 AM

I would tell the raccoon joke, but it might be considered racist being I live in the south. However, I am from New Jersey so it may be Ok.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 10-12-2016, 12:40 PM

Tell the raccoon joke, but over here.

09-20-2016, 04:17 PM	#12077
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10-03-2016, 04:05 PM	#12081
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm sure the several million in lottery winnings had nothing to do with the woman staying with grandpa. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2016, 04:06 PM	#12082
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait... Is that young woman her own step-grandma? Is she her father's step-mother? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-09-2016, 01:47 PM	#12083
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...the hell? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-09-2016, 04:17 PM	#12084
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Wait. We're supposed to feed our parents down there? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-20-2016, 09:02 AM	#12076
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Photographer should have included dislocated shoulder guy's feet in the picture so you could see if he was off the ground.

10-03-2016, 01:58 PM	#12079
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	No way. That's not real. Not even Floriduh.

10-10-2016, 12:14 AM	#12085
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	__________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-11-2016, 02:31 PM	#12086
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Own a car? Own more than one? Is/are it/they in good shape? Congratulations, you're racist! On an institutional level. So says this gay guy. I can't decide if he's stupid, or insane. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-11-2016, 02:43 PM	#12087
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Graduation gift college chairs are racist. More whites own them, so dude's a racist for sure. I wish I could read the seal to see where he went. this fact hasn't been fully researched as of print deadline.

10-11-2016, 02:54 PM	#12088
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	OK, I actually watched the 7 plus minutes of the video and that's not really what he's saying. He's saying that the US has shitty public transportation and that you have to have a car to get around in most places. And if you can't afford a reliable car, then the deck is stacked against you. And the chair is from Yale.

10-12-2016, 08:39 AM	#12089
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I would tell the raccoon joke, but it might be considered racist being I live in the south. However, I am from New Jersey so it may be Ok. tarheel

10-12-2016, 12:40 PM	#12090
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tell the raccoon joke, but over here. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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