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Old 01-20-2016, 06:37 PM   #31
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Actually it is a disability, but not one that qualifies for handicap parking.
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:52 AM   #32
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Old 01-21-2016, 11:54 AM   #33
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This place has a history of sign humor:

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"You don't need rehab, you need refill"

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Old 01-21-2016, 01:25 PM   #34
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:27 PM   #35
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Get those commie bastids!
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Old 01-26-2016, 04:03 PM   #36
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Old 01-26-2016, 04:08 PM   #37
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There are two oil stains that match each other, but one is 10 inches closer to the curb. The same car visits that spot.

and what's that massive stain where a driver's door would be?
Old coffee
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Old 02-05-2016, 01:18 PM   #38
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Old 02-05-2016, 01:28 PM   #39
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My story of those signs is that the road is still under construction, but about to be completed. The workers installed the permanent white sign and paused to take a picture before taking down the temporary orange one. That's my story.
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Old 02-05-2016, 02:12 PM   #40
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That story is worse than the Richard Trethewey story...
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Old 02-05-2016, 02:20 PM   #41
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It's a T-intersection. You're not allowed to turn left. Cars can come from both directions. Cars coming from the right can't go straight, but cars coming from the left can.
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Old 02-05-2016, 06:22 PM   #42
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Old 02-05-2016, 07:15 PM   #43
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And if you're slow figuring it out, DO NOT park in everybody's way.
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Old 02-09-2016, 02:27 PM   #45
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