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03-08-2017, 10:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Home Made Gifts
Hey kids, Mom’s/Grandma’s/Aunt Bea’s birthday is coming up and you don’t have any money. Maybe the school bully took it, or you gave it to Alice/Andy to see what was inside their underpants, or you gave it to that strange man with the overcoat that hangs around the playground.
You used to be able to wash off a rock and claim it was a Pet Rock but you lost the packaging, but that won’t cut it anymore. No problem, just paint the rock! I guaranty they’ll be all teary eyed and huggy no matter how badly you paint. CAUTION, If you try this on Sis she will critique the shit out of it.
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03-08-2017, 11:36 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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adorable
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03-09-2017, 06:59 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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It's the rock version of
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03-09-2017, 02:12 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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FIFY:
Also, shorse (snicker).
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03-09-2017, 02:30 PM
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Snowflake
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:chortle:
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03-09-2017, 02:45 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Reminds me of a verse from "Skullcrusher Mountain" by Jonathan Coulton:
♪ ♫I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?♪ ♫
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03-09-2017, 03:10 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That badger in the OP is awesome!
Momdigr does this occasionally, the rock-painting-thing: One billion points if you can tell me where that lighthouse is.
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03-09-2017, 03:12 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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And I don't mean my living room.
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03-09-2017, 05:58 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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I love that line, isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
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05-05-2017, 07:42 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The kids can make these for grandparents, aunts, and uncles, people who will love it or at least old enough to be polite if the don't.
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