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Old 12-16-2006, 05:33 PM   #1
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Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults

I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material!

Here's one of my favorites:

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

How about it? Who has some favorites to share?
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:04 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:25 PM   #3
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

name that movie......
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:48 PM   #4
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Old 12-16-2006, 11:01 PM   #5
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Old 12-16-2006, 11:40 PM   #6
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:14 AM   #7
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"I would [despise you] if I gave you any thought." -- Casablanca

And Hong Kong movie translations are often fruitful this way, though the most hilarious ones aren't necessarily insulting, viz., "Beat him out of recognizable shape!" or "You always choose violence. I shoud've had glutinous rice."
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:40 AM   #8
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:39 AM   #9
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Old 12-18-2006, 03:27 AM   #10
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:33 AM   #11
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"You clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of coliginious junk!"
The Wizard Of Oz

"If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down."
Sam, Garden State

"If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know."
Frank Sachs, As Good As It Gets

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" (Obviously, an '80s precursor to: Barry Manilow called, he wants his wardrobe back.) John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda


Can't take credit for remembering all these. Got them from a randome movie insult generator at virgin.net
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:33 AM   #12
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:40 AM   #13
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The Lion in Winter! God I love that film!
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:43 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by monster
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

name that movie......
Aliens?
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Old 12-18-2006, 11:48 AM   #15
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From Withnail and I:

" I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering and I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you"

"I been watchin you, especially you, prancin like a tit....you want working on boy."
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