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ZenGum · 05-11-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I assume UG is interested in the cream cheese type of knife.

Also, note subset:
Knife used to pry apart frozen bagels resulting in a deep wound to the hand - evil
Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

Hehe, that sounds dirty.

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

I can and I have. I'm well known for burring screws.

I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

I can and I have. Stupid Philips head screws deserve a bit of burring.

And I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

glatt · 05-12-2011, 08:00 AM

I like that. "Burring."

lookout123 · 05-12-2011, 12:34 PM

better get that right. If you find you like the "burning", your wife will have some questions for you.

infinite monkey · 05-12-2011, 12:37 PM

She starred in that sleeper made-for-tv hit "The Burring Bed."

Pico and ME · 05-12-2011, 12:41 PM

D'oh!

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 12:47 PM

Burring, burring, so good I posted twice....

lookout123 · 05-12-2011, 12:51 PM

Ian Wright Wright Wright, so good they named him thrice thrice thrice

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:01 PM

Meh. Greedy goalhanging criminal and vandal.
Did I mention I come from a long line of West Ham fans?

He's a decent pundit though.

lookout123 · 05-12-2011, 01:05 PM

Bah, he's a crap pundit but he was a great player.

Better West Ham than Milwal. At least the hammers didn't throw bananas at Wright and the rest of the black Arsenal back in the day.

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:09 PM

With ex-players as pundits you learn to lower your expectations.

Millwall were fucking animals and revelled in that reputation.
Even to this day Dads moans about his aerial being snapped off when he went to a Millwall game. About 1963.

I was referring to the fact he trashed an Upton Park dressing room after being sent off.
But I understand you need to refer to past excitement if you support boring, boring Arsenal...

lookout123 · 05-12-2011, 01:12 PM

Well, I thought it was only polite to speak of the past when with a West Ham supporter. That is where your premier league days will be in two weeks.

lookout123 · 05-12-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I was referring to the fact he trashed an Upton Park dressing room after being sent off.

Really? How could they tell? Certainly noone bothered with a before picture.

classicman · 05-12-2011, 01:14 PM

Speaking of futbol - I got to go to my first ever pro game here ... Very exciting.
New team, new stadium, all in all a fun time. The ref was the shits tho.

05-12-2011, 12:34 PM	#35
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	better get that right. If you find you like the "burning", your wife will have some questions for you. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-12-2011, 12:47 PM	#38
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Burring, burring, so good I posted twice.... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-12-2011, 12:51 PM	#39
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Ian Wright Wright Wright, so good they named him thrice thrice thrice __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-12-2011, 01:01 PM	#40
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Meh. Greedy goalhanging criminal and vandal. Did I mention I come from a long line of West Ham fans? He's a decent pundit though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-12-2011, 01:05 PM	#41
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Bah, he's a crap pundit but he was a great player. Better West Ham than Milwal. At least the hammers didn't throw bananas at Wright and the rest of the black Arsenal back in the day. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-12-2011, 08:00 AM	#34
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I like that. "Burring."

05-12-2011, 12:37 PM	#36
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	She starred in that sleeper made-for-tv hit "The Burring Bed."

05-12-2011, 12:41 PM	#37
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	D'oh!

05-12-2011, 01:09 PM	#42
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	With ex-players as pundits you learn to lower your expectations. Millwall were fucking animals and revelled in that reputation. Even to this day Dads moans about his aerial being snapped off when he went to a Millwall game. About 1963. I was referring to the fact he trashed an Upton Park dressing room after being sent off. But I understand you need to refer to past excitement if you support boring, boring Arsenal... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-12-2011, 01:12 PM	#43
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Well, I thought it was only polite to speak of the past when with a West Ham supporter. That is where your premier league days will be in two weeks. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-12-2011, 01:14 PM	#45
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Speaking of futbol - I got to go to my first ever pro game here ... Very exciting. New team, new stadium, all in all a fun time. The ref was the shits tho. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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