random thoughts - Page 2

TheMercenary · 07-18-2008, 02:10 PM

Only if you actually create a hole large enough for them to drain properly or for you to be able to thread a catheter into the hole and flush them with saline. It might hurt just a little until you cauterize the blood vessels and nerves encountered by the hot pointy end.

spudcon · 07-18-2008, 03:03 PM

Don't forget to inject ice water.

Griff · 07-18-2008, 03:04 PM

I like that you've refined my technique rather than poo pooing the scheme. 3/8" tubing suffice?

lookout123 · 07-18-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

I wonder why gmail thinks colonoscopy is spelled wrong and offers cloudscape and kaleidoscope as corrections.

Quote:

Would it help if I slid a soldering iron into my aching sinus?

Griff, I swear when I read those in order I thought you were talking about jamming a soldering iron up your anus. and then merc elaborated... and then read your last post and I thought you were punning about poo poo... i just couldn't believe what I was reading.

BigV · 07-18-2008, 04:11 PM

Why do I get the feeling those thoughts aren't exactly "random"?

Sundae · 07-18-2008, 05:27 PM

In order to be legally allowed to claim it is a Random Thoughts thread only 28% of thoughts need to be random. The other 72% can be derivative.

skysidhe · 07-20-2008, 10:13 AM

He used to be funny now he sounds full of cynisim and sarcasm. I don't know if my perception just skewed or if it's true. Maybe he was always like this.

Is he drunk?

She is a drunk.

Do I have a popcorn ceiling? No that's not popcorn. Popcorn is so yesterday.

HungLikeJesus · 07-20-2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

He used to be funny now he sounds full of cynisim and sarcasm. I don't know if my perception just skewed or if it's true. Maybe he was always like this.

Is he drunk?

She is a drunk.
...

Flint, or Griff?

skysidhe · 07-20-2008, 10:26 AM

random thoughts are of no import

but neither ....IF you must know

do you have a popcorn ceiling HLJ?

HungLikeJesus · 07-20-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

do you have a popcorn ceiling HLJ?

No, but I'm considering installing one in the movie room.

skysidhe · 07-20-2008, 10:42 AM

won't that make it hard for watching movies ? I don't think people will be able to reach it with their tounges.

maybe you should make like popcorn mobiles for people to snack on instead

ok I'm done. I'm just getting silly now

DanaC · 07-20-2008, 02:47 PM

The popcorn ceiling would work if the popped corns were on a time-release ssytem that occasionally dropped one down to you....say at a rate of one every 30 seconds....or maybe one a minute?

Sundae · 07-20-2008, 05:49 PM

Why are there no pens in this house?
(okay, there are)
And why can't I find them?
(Diz had hidden them, but he's not a criminal mastermind)
How do I leave a note for HM with no damned pens?!

sheesh

regular.joe · 07-20-2008, 06:29 PM

If the grass is greener, which side am I on?

skysidhe · 07-20-2008, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

The popcorn ceiling would work if the popped corns were on a time-release ssytem that occasionally dropped one down to you....say at a rate of one every 30 seconds....or maybe one a minute?

Now you're talking

I like the way you think!

07-18-2008, 02:10 PM	#16
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Only if you actually create a hole large enough for them to drain properly or for you to be able to thread a catheter into the hole and flush them with saline. It might hurt just a little until you cauterize the blood vessels and nerves encountered by the hot pointy end. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-18-2008, 03:03 PM	#17
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Don't forget to inject ice water. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

07-18-2008, 03:04 PM	#18
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I like that you've refined my technique rather than poo pooing the scheme. 3/8" tubing suffice? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-18-2008, 04:11 PM	#20
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Why do I get the feeling those thoughts aren't exactly "random"? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-20-2008, 06:29 PM	#29
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	If the grass is greener, which side am I on? __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

07-18-2008, 05:27 PM	#21
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	In order to be legally allowed to claim it is a Random Thoughts thread only 28% of thoughts need to be random. The other 72% can be derivative.

07-20-2008, 10:13 AM	#22
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	He used to be funny now he sounds full of cynisim and sarcasm. I don't know if my perception just skewed or if it's true. Maybe he was always like this. Is he drunk? She is a drunk. Do I have a popcorn ceiling? No that's not popcorn. Popcorn is so yesterday.

07-20-2008, 10:26 AM	#24
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	random thoughts are of no import but neither ....IF you must know do you have a popcorn ceiling HLJ?

07-20-2008, 10:42 AM	#26
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	won't that make it hard for watching movies ? I don't think people will be able to reach it with their tounges. maybe you should make like popcorn mobiles for people to snack on instead ok I'm done. I'm just getting silly now

07-20-2008, 02:47 PM	#27
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The popcorn ceiling would work if the popped corns were on a time-release ssytem that occasionally dropped one down to you....say at a rate of one every 30 seconds....or maybe one a minute?

07-20-2008, 05:49 PM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Why are there no pens in this house? (okay, there are) And why can't I find them? (Diz had hidden them, but he's not a criminal mastermind) How do I leave a note for HM with no damned pens?! sheesh

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