random thoughts - Page 5

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 10:47 AM

Especially after you show up.

HungLikeJesus · 08-07-2008, 10:51 AM

Now you made baby Jesus cry.

Sundae · 08-07-2008, 10:54 AM

Meh. Random thoughts. Some are bound to be grumpy.
Well... there are here mmm-kay?

Deal with it, pissy-eye.

classicman · 08-07-2008, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I have a new theory:

Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread.

Hmm, rather intriguing.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Now you made baby Jesus cry.

Tell him "welcome to my world."

SteveDallas · 08-07-2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

I have a new theory:

Given enough time, every thread will evolve into the "What's upsetting you today?" thread.

Yeah, Hitler used to say the same thing.

[Note: The above is intended to be a humorous reference to Godwin's Law and is not intended as insult, slander, or flame directed at HLJ. Your mileage may vary. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Void where prohibited by law.]

Sundae · 08-07-2008, 11:16 AM

Okay - back to random thoughts.

I was just wondering how much a male prostitute charges.
And would he let me go on top and take as long as I wanted?

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:16 AM

Do not taunt happy fun post.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Okay - back to random thoughts.

I was just wondering how much a male prostitute charges.
And would he let me go on top and take as long as I wanted?

I think that's their job! Then again, in this world, even a hired sex man probably does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants to do it. It'll cost more to have it your way.

HungLikeJesus · 08-07-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I think that's their job! Then again, in this world, even a hired sex man probably does whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants to do it. It'll cost more to have it your way.

You are not the boss of me!

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 11:51 AM

No, I'm not. Now get on your knees and lick my feet. kthxbai.

Shawnee123 · 08-07-2008, 01:11 PM

Part of my job is verification, meaning I compare tax documents etc to numbers reported to the feds.

Having reviewed approximately 5000 of them over the past few years, I've seen some great stuff.

Today I found a couple who listed the wife's occupation as Hose Wife. Forgot the U, or does it have a deeper meaning? Cracked me up.

FStop · 08-07-2008, 01:46 PM

Went to Subway today for lunch.
I like how they classify the "Spicy Italian"...it's only like that because
there's pepperoni on it? I don't know about you, but I don't find pepperoni to be hot. hmm.

BigV · 08-08-2008, 12:12 PM

I listened to dolphins breathing Saturday.

Griff · 08-08-2008, 02:12 PM

popcorn salt garlic chili powders

08-07-2008, 10:47 AM	#61
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Especially after you show up. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 10:51 AM	#62
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Now you made baby Jesus cry. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-07-2008, 11:16 AM	#68
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do not taunt happy fun post. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 11:51 AM	#71
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No, I'm not. Now get on your knees and lick my feet. kthxbai. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 01:11 PM	#72
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Part of my job is verification, meaning I compare tax documents etc to numbers reported to the feds. Having reviewed approximately 5000 of them over the past few years, I've seen some great stuff. Today I found a couple who listed the wife's occupation as Hose Wife. Forgot the U, or does it have a deeper meaning? Cracked me up. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-07-2008, 10:54 AM	#63
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Meh. Random thoughts. Some are bound to be grumpy. Well... there are here mmm-kay? Deal with it, pissy-eye.

08-07-2008, 01:46 PM	#73
FStop Stretching the Veil Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 154	Went to Subway today for lunch. I like how they classify the "Spicy Italian"...it's only like that because there's pepperoni on it? I don't know about you, but I don't find pepperoni to be hot. hmm.

08-08-2008, 12:12 PM	#74
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I listened to dolphins breathing Saturday. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-08-2008, 02:12 PM	#75
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	popcorn salt garlic chili powders __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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