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Old 02-09-2011, 08:22 PM   #1
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Argumentation

We went to High School Orientation tonight. They were telling us about "testing out" of classes. Hebe (13) has to fill in her course selections tonight. She has a half credit elective to fill. We found a class called Argumentation. We're wondering what the "test-out" might look like for this class?

beest suggested

Q: "Are you a teenager?"
A:
  1. yes
  2. NO!!!
  3. Whatever
  4. Why are you always on at me
Correct answer: all of them with a skull and crossbones doodle.



Please suggest other questions
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:40 PM   #2
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Is your boyfriend the one over there?

Answer:

1) You HATE all my friends!

2) You think I'm such a loser that I would date THAT creep?

3) No, my boyfriend is 28 and deals meth. You got a problem with that?

4) Why? You think we're too young to be having sex?

Any of the above is a correct answer. Bonus points for kids 13 and under who respond with no. 3 or no. 4.
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:59 PM   #3
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Did you get your ears pierced?
  1. No
  2. You have yours pierced
  3. It's so unfair
  4. Mrprrrph
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Old 02-10-2011, 07:57 AM   #4
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True or False

Dude, you totally told Shelly that Rick likes Jamie but Jamie told John that Rick and Frieda are going to the dance TOGETHER, and she totally knows that Frieda is like my BFF. Like, OMG, seriously?

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Old 02-10-2011, 08:17 AM   #5
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Did you clean the kitchen yet like we agreed?

a. (silence)
b. (silence)
c. (silence)
d. [at full volume] OKAY! STOP BUGGING ME! OKAY ALREADY! I KNOW!! GOD!!
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:21 AM   #6
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alternatie choice to above question:

e. I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT LATER!!

(you only had me to be your slave!!)
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:23 AM   #7
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Essay Question

Compare and contrast: badonkadonk and milkwagons
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:24 AM   #8
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Will you please take the trash out?

A. "Yes", but doesn't
B. "No", and doesn't
C. "I'm doing my homework", and doesn't
D. "I have to find a save point in this game", and doesn't
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Old 02-10-2011, 08:54 AM   #9
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I thought this said 'augmentation'

anyway... I'd like to have my breasts Argumentated.
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Old 02-10-2011, 09:06 AM   #10
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I thought this said 'augmentation'

anyway... I'd like to have my breasts Argumentated.
Your right tit is waaaayy hotter than your left tit.
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Old 02-10-2011, 02:21 PM   #11
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Which is the one with the nipple?
and that was to Jim, not a teen question
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Old 02-10-2011, 04:06 PM   #12
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Is it just me, or do fifteen year old girls look, uh, different than they did when I was fifteen?
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Old 02-11-2011, 10:18 AM   #13
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Is it just me, or do fifteen year old girls look, uh, different than they did when I was fifteen?
Meat steroids....
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:44 PM   #14
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These meat steroids, if I sneak them into Baby's food...........
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Old 02-12-2011, 07:06 PM   #15
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When you were 15 they looked intimidating, now they look like jail time.
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