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Old 12-23-2012, 07:02 PM   #2146
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If the presence of a hot secretary is a threat to a marriage, that marriage is in big trouble regardless of what is done about the secretary.
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Old 12-23-2012, 08:55 PM   #2147
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So Iowa has decreed that men aren't responsible for controlling themselves. Wait ... I'm confused. What've we been trying to do in Afghanistan all these years, again?

All right, the woman and her lawyer brought the lawsuit under the wrong grounds; it wasn't a case of gender discrimination. The Supreme Court didn't have a lot of options with the case as it was presented. And if the woman was too stupid to recognize her boss's comments as sexual harrassment ...
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:06 PM   #2148
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:39 PM   #2149
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/22/us/iow...html?hpt=hp_t3

I'm not sure this will work, but if not - check CNN for 'Irresistible worker' stories.
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Old 12-24-2012, 10:23 AM   #2150
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Google is your friend, bv.

Thanks Ortho.

And you're right. Wrong charges...weird case.
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:45 PM   #2151
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How can it be permissible?
She compromise my principle, yeah, yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Her loving is so powerful, huh!
It's simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
The woman is invincible

She's a natural law and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

Simply irresistible she's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible, she's all mine
There's no other way to go!

Her methods are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible

She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her

Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible

She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go
She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went
Simply irresistible she's all mine, there's no other way to go

Simply irresistible
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Old 12-25-2012, 05:45 PM   #2152
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Now here's a headline:

Drunk man arrested driving stolen car on runway


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"We don't know why he took the car, these are things you do when you're drunk," Mr Muller said, adding that the man would "take a while to get sober".
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:44 PM   #2153
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"Beer now considered alcohol, not food, in Russia as new restrictions take hold"
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2...ions-take-hold
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Old 01-02-2013, 09:34 AM   #2154
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Oh yeah, when I was there beer was considered a soft drink. I used to buy two-litre bottles of ready mixed gin and tonic for a couple of bucks. And it was good.

Sent by thought transference.
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Old 01-02-2013, 10:13 AM   #2155
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As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.
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Old 01-02-2013, 10:15 AM   #2156
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I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies.
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Old 01-02-2013, 10:19 AM   #2157
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As I recall from some of your Russian stories, it's not really alcohol unless it can strip the furniture.


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Old 01-02-2013, 12:33 PM   #2158
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Old 01-05-2013, 04:24 AM   #2159
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MUCH less "weird news" than "funny internet commentary", but, thank you tumblr:

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Old 01-05-2013, 04:34 AM   #2160
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I'd settle for the grade that can strip the ladies.
Liquid panty remover, exactly.

'Swat I'm talkin' 'bout.
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