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Old 12-30-2009, 12:21 AM   #1
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Dec 30, 2009: Guess Who Came to Dinner.

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Inventor Le Trung spent Christmas Day with the most important woman in his life - his robot Aiko. The science genius enjoyed a festive dinner with his mum, dad and his 30,000 fembot which he designed and built by hand.
Le, 34, from Brampton, Ontario, Canada, even bought gifts for his dream girl, who is so lifelike she speaks fluent English and Japanese, helped cook the turkey and hang up decorations.
'Aiko is like any woman, she enjoys getting new clothes,' he said.'I loved buying them for her too.'
Ummm, moving right along, here's the happy couple...



Of course Mom & Dad didn't have a lot of choice because the happy couple live with them.

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Le has built up huge debts working on his fembot and is still trying to find a technology company to sponsor his research. But in the meantime he has had to move back in with his parents and they will all be spending the festive period and New Year together.
Oh, and she responds to his touch.

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Le has made his fembot as womanly as possible, in order to make a human-like companion. Aiko (Japanese for 'love-child'), whose age is 'in her early 20's', is 5ft tall and has a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure. She has real silicone skin and a real-hair wig made by a Japanese doll company. Her touch sensitive body knows the difference between being stroked gently or tickled. 'Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways,' said Le. 'If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell. 'But Aiko is always helpful and never complains. She is the perfect woman to have around at Christmas.
She has no choice, because he hasn't figured out how to make her walk in a human manner. At least that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

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Old 12-30-2009, 12:23 AM   #2
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Jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:25 AM   #3
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I'm guessing he doesn't date much...
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:15 AM   #4
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I don't think he has time for dating...
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'I have spent the last six months taking her apart and trying out lots of different systems, but I haven't been able to get it right yet.
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:52 AM   #5
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She has poor taste in clothes.
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:56 AM   #6
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Jockomo feeno na na nay, jockomo feena nay.
Um, how's that again now?
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:02 AM   #7
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Um, how's that again now?
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:57 AM   #8
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How much do you want to bet she has a...um, how shall I put this? VAGINA!
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:58 AM   #9
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An nay...

( I gotta listen to that when I get home from work. Haven't heard that in . . . years)
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:09 AM   #10
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Pretty sure it doesn't have a vagina.

Le is still figuring out exactly what that is and what one would feel like.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:51 AM   #11
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:33 PM   #12
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(I had to edit this)

Fracking frack fracker frack fracker.

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Old 12-30-2009, 12:35 PM   #13
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:38 PM   #14
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Watching that video, I had the feeling she'd start drooling in a minute.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:12 PM   #15
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Oh yeah, she's like "any woman."

1) Overly worried about her makeup getting smeared CHECK

2) Loves to have someone buy her new clothes CHECK

3) Knows the location of the restroom anywhere she is CHECK

4) Doesn't want to be touched CHECK

5) Frozen below the waist CHECK AND CHECK!
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