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Old 01-27-2016, 02:53 PM   #76
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Seen em in DE also as well as my neck of the woods. Perhaps they are migratory.
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Old 01-27-2016, 03:32 PM   #77
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It's a genetic thing. They spread. Because if a gray and black squirrel mate, the offspring is black. They are easy pickings for predators though, and that keeps their numbers in check.

Incidentally, both gray colored squirrels and black colored squirrels are "gray squirrels" by classification.

Lots of literature on this.
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Old 01-27-2016, 08:14 PM   #78
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Because if a gray and black squirrel mate, the offspring is black.
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FUCK DA POLICE! BLACK SQUIRREL LIVES MATTER
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:14 AM   #79
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Yeadon, PA
I live just up the road from Yeadon (West Yorks)!
No black squirrels there that I'm aware of. Just babbits.

(Yes, the occasional black rabbit).
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Old 01-28-2016, 10:26 AM   #80
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I believe the proper term is African-American squirrel...you racist bastidges.
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Old 02-04-2016, 09:29 PM   #81
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Are squirrels stealing your fries, Bunky?

Stand up for your lunch, punch those bastids in the incisors.
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Old 03-03-2016, 04:27 PM   #82
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Old 11-15-2016, 05:40 PM   #83
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***NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH WARNING***

Damn, squrl, you is one gruesome sumbitch.
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Old 11-15-2016, 05:45 PM   #84
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How is worse than any other carnivore? I've seen people sloppier than that, sometimes in the mirror.
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Old 11-15-2016, 05:46 PM   #85
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He was all content until he started chowing down on the large intestine. It was pretty full too.
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Old 11-15-2016, 06:13 PM   #86
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Yes, the pate should be eaten first.
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Old 11-16-2016, 09:40 AM   #87
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The national heart association would beg to differ. Remember, Ronald is playing the long game.
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Old 11-16-2016, 12:33 PM   #88
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The national heart association would beg to differ.
What? They think hamburgers are healthy?
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Old 11-16-2016, 01:21 PM   #89
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What? They think hamburgers are healthy?
never mind, I thought the I killed more people than you was the scary clown.

Between this and the diabetes is a form of arthritis, I think I need some sleep.
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