Things not to like about dogs - Page 5

DanaC · 09-30-2011, 05:15 PM

Is she 'smores'?

Pico and ME · 09-30-2011, 05:22 PM

Ahhhh damn. See, I knew I'd end up smacking my head.

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 05:23 PM

Ahhhh, me too.

DanaC · 09-30-2011, 05:27 PM

I should point out that I have never eaten, or indeed seen in the flesh (so to speak) this thing you call smores.

infinite monkey · 09-30-2011, 05:30 PM

Hmmm. Interesting. Perhaps the detachment was the very thing that made you able to understand it in the 2D realm.

For us, smores are like 4D.

DanaC · 09-30-2011, 06:21 PM

I wondered the same thing.

It also could be because the subject of Smores came up on the Big Finish forum 'bout a week ago, and I went off and googled them to see what they looked like.

classicman · 10-18-2011, 11:37 PM

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Chocolatl · 10-19-2011, 04:05 PM

For some reason I kept interpreting the s'mores pup as a turkey sandwich... but s'mores makes way more sense.

(Dana -- do you guys not really have s'mores on your side of the pond? I had never considered the they might be more of an American deal...)

Nirvana · 10-19-2011, 04:18 PM

Marshmallow, chocolate and turkey sandwich mmmmmm

DanaC · 10-19-2011, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolatl

For some reason I kept interpreting the s'mores pup as a turkey sandwich... but s'mores makes way more sense.

(Dana -- do you guys not really have s'mores on your side of the pond? I had never considered the they might be more of an American deal...)

I only know of them through American tv and books. And the cellar obviously ;p

First time I came across the name s'mores, there wasn't much context. Just kind of "and then she said she didn't like s'mores. Who the hell doesn't like s'mores? or something like that. So...I dunno why, but i thought they may be like peanut snacks or something?

I found out much later what they were. But they were something like a peanut snack in my head for a few years.

Aliantha · 10-19-2011, 07:12 PM

We don't have smores over here either. I only know about them thanks to the disney channel.

Nirvana · 10-19-2011, 07:21 PM

When they embarrass me at the mall!

GunMaster357 · 10-22-2011, 02:59 PM

Dogs:

they're good for protection
they growl and bark
they got tags
they go doggy style

Hey! They're ready for the US Marine Corps!

Glinda · 10-23-2011, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

They bite
They slobber
They smell
They eat poop
They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up
They chew up precious things
They bite
They are really, really noisy
They slobber
They are not cats
Some of them look like rats
Some of them look like wolves
People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty
They slobber
They smell

....feel free to join in any time.......

You left out:

They jump all over you, and invariably scratch you with their huge honkin' nails which are almost impossible to trim
They get your clothes dirty when they jump all over you
They scratch the hell out of the door/wall when they want to go outside (or, in the case of the people who owned this house before me, they dig a freakin' hole in the carpet trying to get out)
They have to be taken outside for walks all the freakin' time
They leave mud and dirt all over the %$#@! floor and carpet when they return from walks
They hump your leg (or worse, the legs of total strangers)

And may I reiterate?

They slobber
They chew everything in sight
They're LOUD and obnoxious
They stink

Cats, on the other hand, aren't/don't do any of these things. All hail CATS!

Note: Oh, I've had dogs. Plenty of dogs. The reasons I'll never have another are listed above.

DanaC · 10-23-2011, 06:00 PM

Some dogs slobber. Some don't. Some are destructive. Some aren't. Some hump visitors legs some don't.

We had a cat that used to attack unsuspecting vistors, leaping out at them claws aready when they dared to go upstairs to the bathroom.

Whenever I stay at a house with cats, I rue the day i forget my own towel. Because cats find warm laundry and towels in airing cupboards deliciously comfy and leave their silky fine hairs all over the cloth. Unlike a wire haired breed of dog, cat hairs are so fine they basically weave their way into the material and don't brush off. Dry your face with a towel that's played host to the family cat and you're basically spreading a web of fine hairs onto your face.

Blegh. If it gets anywhere near skin with moisturising cream on it it's particularly horrid.

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Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Marshmallow, chocolate and turkey sandwich mmmmmm __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ahhhh, me too.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hmmm. Interesting. Perhaps the detachment was the very thing that made you able to understand it in the 2D realm. For us, smores are like 4D.

10-19-2011, 04:05 PM	#68
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	For some reason I kept interpreting the s'mores pup as a turkey sandwich... but s'mores makes way more sense. (Dana -- do you guys not really have s'mores on your side of the pond? I had never considered the they might be more of an American deal...)

10-22-2011, 02:59 PM	#73
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Dogs: they're good for protection they growl and bark they got tags they go doggy style Hey! They're ready for the US Marine Corps! __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

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