I eat my salad with chopsticks

jimhelm · 11-10-2011, 11:18 AM

That's just how I roll.

Clodfobble · 11-10-2011, 11:26 AM

I eat my sushi with a salad fork. That's just how I caesar.

But I don't really.

jimhelm · 11-10-2011, 11:47 AM

you have pleased me

infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 12:45 PM

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I eat my salad with chopsticks

Ouch. Don't they splinter when you chew them?

Me, I like pine bark and gravel in my cereal.

Sundae · 11-10-2011, 12:45 PM

I eat my peas with honey.
But since he left I eat them alone.

infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 12:51 PM

Young lady, eat every bean and pea on your plate!

GunMaster357 · 11-10-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I eat my salad with chopsticks

And how do you get it tossed?

jimhelm · 11-10-2011, 01:37 PM

Grape jelly

DanaC · 11-10-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I eat my peas with honey.
But since he left I eat them alone.

*snort*

Gravdigr · 11-10-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

...Me, I like pine bark and gravel in my cereal.

Oh, you fucking privileged kids with your pine bark!! We didn't get no pine bark! When we got home from our jobs of licking the street clean, we were lucky if we even had cold bowl of gravel.

infinite monkey · 11-10-2011, 03:38 PM

"Your pine bark, your Zima, your Dan Fogelberg..."

Actually, my dad worked in the Pine Bark factory. He got to bring home the days sweepings.

BigV · 11-10-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

Grape jelly

stay away from the nutella. it's a trap.

HungLikeJesus · 11-10-2011, 08:49 PM

That's funny - I'm just now eating my tater tots (tm) with chop sticks.

They're perfect for dipping.

monster · 11-10-2011, 08:52 PM

Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer.

wait, you Merkins already had the one-handed fighting irons thing mastered.....

HungLikeJesus · 11-10-2011, 08:58 PM

Hang on, chop sticks take two hands.

Two sticks, two hands.

11-10-2011, 11:18 AM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I eat my salad with chopsticks That's just how I roll. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I eat my sushi with a salad fork. That's just how I caesar. But I don't really. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you have pleased me __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I eat my peas with honey. But since he left I eat them alone. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-10-2011, 01:37 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Grape jelly __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Young lady, eat every bean and pea on your plate!

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	"Your pine bark, your Zima, your Dan Fogelberg..." Actually, my dad worked in the Pine Bark factory. He got to bring home the days sweepings.

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HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That's funny - I'm just now eating my tater tots (tm) with chop sticks. They're perfect for dipping. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-10-2011, 08:52 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Chopsticks rock. They leave the other hand totally free for beer. wait, you Merkins already had the one-handed fighting irons thing mastered..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-10-2011, 08:58 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Hang on, chop sticks take two hands. Two sticks, two hands. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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