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Old 05-13-2017, 03:46 PM   #1081
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A. I'm a fat guy.

B. You think I'm 50 years old and never been in a relationship?

Even if I hadn't, I still possess the powers of observation. I've seen relationships. I've even been in some.
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Old 05-13-2017, 05:18 PM   #1082
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I overstand.
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Old 05-13-2017, 09:02 PM   #1083
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Number 2 wife is always better than number 1. If Johnny Carson was alive he would tell you all about it.
I finally got the pics. Looks like a nice spot to have a pipe.
Next to do is paint the exterior of the house.

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Old 05-14-2017, 09:41 AM   #1084
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I'd love to paint it. But it's a rental. If I make it look too good, they'll sell it and I'll have to move. And painting is a pain in the ass.
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Old 05-15-2017, 01:11 AM   #1085
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Nice looking once they open up a bit.
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Old 05-15-2017, 10:08 AM   #1086
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Looks like a professional bed. Better make an offer on the place before you drive the price up anymore.
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Old 05-15-2017, 01:25 PM   #1087
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I can relate.
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Old 05-15-2017, 09:35 PM   #1088
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More manly activities happening this week. First of all, it's Amanda's birthday. She is 39. No, really.

2nd, I took this week as vacation. We are doing a 4 day ride in Northern PA. I'm using the speedometer app I got a few years ago. I never got into the trip meter functions before. Check this out :

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Old 05-15-2017, 09:40 PM   #1089
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No wonder my butt doesn't hurt. Almost 11 hours, but only 4 2/3 in the saddle. We stop a lot, I guess. We had a nice lunch and a couple beers in Milford, just after we crossed the river into PA. Shopped a little in the kayak/moccasin/outdoor gear shop next door. Rode into the sun on Rte 6 through Honesdale to tunkahannock. Staying at Shadowbrook Golf Resort tonight. Off to Wellsboro in the morning. Weee!

Google maps lies... I guess it assumed we took the fastest route when I didn't have service:

And, by the way, T Mobile is losing a customer as soon as I get home. We fucking never have service when we're on vacation.
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Old 05-16-2017, 12:04 AM   #1090
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About time you let the poor girl get a break from yard work.
Happy Birthday Amanda!! We all love you in spite of him.
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Old 05-16-2017, 06:43 AM   #1091
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Enjoy NEPA!
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Old 05-16-2017, 07:17 AM   #1092
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Rode into the sun on Rte 6 through Honesdale...
Then you drove right past the little church I'll be writing an obscenely large check to in about 5 months. (from my cousin's estate.)
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Old 05-16-2017, 07:53 AM   #1093
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Honesdale looked like it was nicer than it was a few years ago. Might have been my perspective from the saddle and the glorious spring weather..
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Old 05-16-2017, 08:13 AM   #1094
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Did you take the Route 6 highway that bypasses Carbondale and all those little towns in the valley, or did you take the old business RT 6 that goes right through them? I haven't been on that old business RT 6 in about a decade.
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Old 05-16-2017, 08:36 AM   #1095
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We took the bypass. At that point, it was 54 and we were losing daylight. I had really nice Carhartt jacket in my hands at that kayak shop. Decided to wait and order it from home. It was $118 in that store. Found it in Amazon for $220! Dammit. Going to call them and see if they can ship it to me.
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