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Old 06-05-2017, 11:36 AM   #1111
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I don't know. Looks like you was going to blow someone in post #1109. What you do for Xanax? You should have called me. Get her some purple meskies or some peyote buttons or purple mushrooms out the cow pasture. The shrooms are good for you because she will want to lick you all over, then she will sleep after 2 hrs of licking.

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Old 06-05-2017, 04:06 PM   #1112
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Blow someone? I didn't Do anything for them other than go pick them up. Free. The person gave her 3. I asked, they gave. Free. You been watching too much TV or something?
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Old 06-05-2017, 09:49 PM   #1113
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It the saying you said. It not who you know it who you blow. It is nice to get stuff free. I get stuff in the mail all the time. Mebbe no more.
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Old 06-05-2017, 10:19 PM   #1114
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Oh. Never heard it twisted that way. I was referring back to an earlier post where I said, "It's who you know"

I finally bought that motorcycle lift I've been coveting.



Uncrated it yesterday. I had it propped up at one point to get the bottom of the crate out of the way, and as I turned to step away, it fell and got me right on the belt on my left hip. Like being hit by a baseball bat. Really grateful it actually hit my belt. If it had got me on top of the hip bone, I'd probably have needed assistance.



I had to drill holes to mount the wheel chock and eye loops for ratchet strap tie downs. After the first hole yielded a big mess of sharp metal shavings, I consulted my brain, and decided to use a magnetically charged washer to surround the hole.


It collected the shavings as they came off the bit.

Take it to the trash, remove the magnet, and then use it to collect the loose bits.

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Old 06-05-2017, 11:52 PM   #1115
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Well just stick with your old buddy Ed and I will teach you all the crap that you are too intelligent to think of. Kinda like what Bill Clinton said. " Oral is not immoral. " He could've said it.

Talking about bikes this is the new Yamaha touring bike. 117 ci. Holy shit. Direct competition with the Harley Ultra Glide and that other thing the Indian. You have to go to the dark side to get the particulars.
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Old 06-06-2017, 12:07 AM   #1116
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113 ci. I watched the commercial on you tube. All the riders have grey hair. Like a viagara commercial.
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Old 06-06-2017, 12:47 AM   #1117
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After the first hole yielded a big mess of sharp metal shavings, I consulted my brain, and decided to use a magnetically charged washer to surround the hole.
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Old 06-06-2017, 07:07 AM   #1118
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Jim needs to dye his sideburns gray so he will fit in. He already has the gut.lol.
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Old 06-06-2017, 01:19 PM   #1119
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Except for the cheap-ass Plexi wind deflectors, it's a pretty nice looking bike. I'd ride that like it was Hayden Panettiere.

And that's coming from the guy who usually says "If ya want a windshield, buy a car."


ETA: Those flat black bits around the lower parts of the bike (bag bottoms, driving light surrounds) should be body color, though.
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Old 06-06-2017, 09:05 PM   #1120
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ETA: Those flat black bits around the lower parts of the bike (bag bottoms, driving light surrounds) should be body color, though.
doncha' think that'd take away from the "lunging" outline of color?
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Old 06-06-2017, 09:33 PM   #1121
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I'm thinking does it have radiators? I mean whats with the big scoops on the sides under the faring?
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Old 06-06-2017, 10:40 PM   #1122
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My guess is they copied the latest ultra glide, and put 2 tiny radiators in the lower fairings.

And grav, the black plastic bottoms of the bags are so you can set them on the ground when you unmount them. Maybe
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Old 06-06-2017, 10:43 PM   #1123
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High Torque Engine with Cutting-Edge Rider Aids
Featuring a torque-rich 1854cc air-cooled V-twin, Star Venture® produces smooth, effortless passing power even when fully loaded. And with ride-by-wire throttle control, traction control and selectable riding modes, Star Venture brings class-leading technology to the luxury touring class.

Wrong again.

It's long. 67" wheel base. Mine is 63"
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Old 06-06-2017, 11:17 PM   #1124
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I read that it also has an oil cooler between the front down tubes (as did a Kawasaki I once had).
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Old 06-07-2017, 09:55 AM   #1125
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Looks to me like the trunk and tour Pak are not that big. It doesn't even have whitewalls. Everyone knows that ww tires make the bike go faster.
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