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Old 03-25-2012, 11:49 AM   #16
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Three words. Thin Wall Challenge.

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Old 03-25-2012, 02:56 PM   #17
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They have a string attached to them, so no paranoia about the one that falls out and gets lost in the bedding.
So you put the tampon in before hotel sex...

In all the other cases, is it sex with no string attached?






Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
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Old 03-25-2012, 03:25 PM   #18
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EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Although it does remind me of something.
I stayed overnight with one of my flings (years ago, when I had the energy) and while waiting for him to bring me a cup of tea in bed I started fiddling with something on his bedside table.

He appeared, tea in hand and said, "What are you doing with my earplugs?"
Revolted I dropped them and said "Ewww, I didn't think about it. That's been in your ear!"

To his credit he simply gave me an arch look.
Both of us remembered the night before.
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Old 03-26-2012, 05:51 PM   #19
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Three words. Thin Wall Challenge.

This guy is a damn fool!!! OMG, I laughed so HARD at this silly fucker.

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Wup, mah ball fell out.
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:03 PM   #20
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We commented loudly, but damn, we sould have just streamed sex music from Youtube and turned it UUUUUUPP. next time (hopefully never).

I can't do eardrops, earplugsa are never gonna happen. That was THE worst part of the MRI I had a couple of years ago.
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Old 03-26-2012, 07:05 PM   #21
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But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly.
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Old 03-26-2012, 08:11 PM   #22
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Yeah, poor Hebe, that must have been weird.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:31 PM   #23
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But it's kind of hard with a 14yo who is old enough to know exactly what is happening and almost past the embarrassed stage and into the able to joke about it stage, but thankfully and yet omg what will she take away from this not able to tell that the woman is faking it badly.
You guys didn't use that as a teaching moment?
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:50 PM   #24
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:55 PM   #25
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Does that mean that you showed her how to fake it properly?
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:59 PM   #26
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I think that was infi's job
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:59 PM   #27
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That means she's been in the US too long.
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