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Old 06-22-2006, 03:57 PM   #661
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I always like going to www.waiterrant.net
A very funny, well written guy. The stories are usually pretty good and gives a bit of insight on the waitstaff life.
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:39 PM   #662
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Good stuff there. He can write.
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:03 PM   #663
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I wonder where StaceyV is...I hope she's ok.
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:06 PM   #664
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Good stuff there. He can write.

He's got some links on there to other webpages, but none as good as his.
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Old 06-22-2006, 06:11 PM   #665
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I like his style, I'll bookmark the Waiter.
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Old 06-22-2006, 06:33 PM   #666
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http://www.2spare.com/item_39909.aspx

http://www.aperfectworld.org/stupidity.htm

http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html

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Old 06-22-2006, 06:44 PM   #667
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I gotta' try this.
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:47 AM   #668
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I love this site! I think I have watched every cartoon on it, I love the squirrel.
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:30 PM   #669
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Nancy's Buttons

Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.

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If you can read this, you're in range
If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough
Conservatives should learn the difference between a sin and a crime and liberals should learn the difference between a virtue and a requirement
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve?
If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay out of debt?


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Old 06-29-2006, 02:59 AM   #670
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If only I had known. I think I met Nancy at ForksBob's ... I've corresponded with her on a Philadelphia-based elist for years. I have a couple of her buttons from cons as well.
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:01 AM   #671
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Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.



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This one is awesome!
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So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause
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Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:13 PM   #672
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:15 PM   #673
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:18 PM   #674
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NSFW? http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm

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Old 06-29-2006, 09:18 PM   #675
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Jesus dandrain, that's gross. Do you know the sick mother that made that?
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