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Old 11-11-2017, 03:08 PM   #256
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:23 PM   #257
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There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. there are no old, bold pilots.
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Old 11-22-2017, 03:34 AM   #258
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"This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. And I've dated musicians."
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Old 11-22-2017, 10:35 AM   #259
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Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out:

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
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Old 11-24-2017, 01:35 AM   #260
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"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
Daughter sounds like a wise person.
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:15 PM   #261
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Sometimes The Heaviness is waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. I wake up and I say "Hiii, Heaviness!"

And The Heaviness goes "Oh, you're gonna be drinking early today."
~Rodney Dangerfield (paraphrasing)
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