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Old 12-17-2017, 08:20 PM   #496
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Does it wake you up?

And that was a BS call. They changed the outcome of the game with that call.
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Old 12-17-2017, 09:16 PM   #497
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No because we don't wind that f*cker! Pete can't sleep with it going.
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Old 12-18-2017, 02:27 PM   #498
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No because we don't wind that f*cker!


I don't even like clocks that tick and tock.
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Old 12-18-2017, 02:31 PM   #499
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Today I learned the NFL will take points off the board to protect the Patriots.
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And that was a BS call.
My best friend is a Patriots man. He damn near wept with joy.
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Old 01-10-2018, 02:13 PM   #500
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Today I learned that the band Golden Earring took their name from an instrumental by British band The Hunters, "Golden Earrings".
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Old 01-11-2018, 01:07 PM   #501
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Watching the PA Farm Show Fleece to Shawl competition in which is teams take fleece and card, spin, and weave it into a shawl in a set time limit, I didn't care for the winner. Now they judge on uniform dimensions, knots, and the three spinners of each team a producing the same size yarn, etc. But I didn't like the looks of the winner. The crowd vindicated my taste at the auction.
#1 brought $675
#2 brought $900
#3 brought $900
#4 brought $750
#5 the asshole announcer was taking over the auctioneer.
#6 brought $725
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:05 PM   #502
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Today I learned, again, that some days, it just isn't worth betting out of bed.

"Good Morning, World! And isn't it a lovely morning?"

"Fuck you! You get nothing but shit today!" Slap!
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:08 PM   #503
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FukkitI'mdrinking. I just needed an excuse, anyway.

"Fuck you, Day."

"Yebbut, fuck you first."

Aaaand I'm sizzlin'.
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:12 PM   #504
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You need a bowl.
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Old 01-11-2018, 03:48 PM   #505
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Yebbut, I wanted a bottle!

I now know this day is a conspiracy.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

The ƒucking liquor store is closed.

Why is the ƒucking liquor store closed?!

No! I don't like the other liquor store, and I don't like the shithead that owns it, either. So, it looks like Ima drive to the next damn town or Ima be dry today.

Aaaaaaand I'm sizzlin'.

Although it's becoming comical as to just how wrong today can go. I guess we'll see. Not much choice, is there?

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