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Old 12-16-2016, 06:30 PM   #10756
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I wonder how some people justify shit like that to themselves?
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Old 12-16-2016, 09:50 PM   #10757
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without a second thought.
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Old 01-09-2017, 02:43 PM   #10758
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I'm eating a can of Vienna sausages in a bourbon bbq (flavored) sauce, when I skewered one w/the teethpick, pulled it outta the can...and it was round, and wrinkly on the other end.

Felt like what I imagine eating a little puppy peter dipped in bbq sauce and skewered on a teethpick would feel like.

I think I just ruined Vienna sausages for myself. That, or puppy peters, one or the other.
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:11 PM   #10759
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That was just the end of a sausage string.
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:42 PM   #10760
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:58 PM   #10761
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That was just the end of a sausage string.
I am familiar with sausage.
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Old 01-09-2017, 09:15 PM   #10762
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I am familiar with sausage.
I had heard that.
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Old 01-10-2017, 05:49 AM   #10763
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Stop that. Stoppit right now.






Silly.
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:44 PM   #10764
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I have no idea. but today I keep bursting into tears. life is just a sucky pile of shit sometimes and I'd really like it to stop beating on me and mine ktxbai? I'd love to be able to put it down to the menopause but I can't yet, apparently. ...that joy is still to come . Just shoot me now. Or make it stop. Give me a fucking break. I'm ready for the winter break
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Old 01-12-2017, 09:45 PM   #10765
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Watching the PA Farm Show on TV, they have a team competition where the teams shear sheep, clean, card and dye the wool, spin the yarn and weave a shawl. Then they judge them and auction off all the shawls, all in one day.

The Grand Champion shawl, which went for $2700, was modeled by the team leader, a woman with PURPLE HAIR. Obviously a natural leader.

Monster is obviously a natural leader, and doing a damn good job. Amirite?
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Old 01-13-2017, 08:09 AM   #10766
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Old 01-13-2017, 08:09 AM   #10767
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A fearless liter!
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Old 01-13-2017, 01:27 PM   #10768
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A fearless liter!
Fearless litre.

Fixed it.
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Old 01-13-2017, 01:52 PM   #10769
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I have no idea. but today I keep bursting into tears. life is just a sucky pile of shit sometimes and I'd really like it to stop beating on me and mine ktxbai? I'd love to be able to put it down to the menopause but I can't yet, apparently. ...that joy is still to come . Just shoot me now. Or make it stop. Give me a fucking break. I'm ready for the winter break
I'll vote for that.
I (just) have a wee bit of flu. So after Mr Limes went to work this morning, I sat and bawled and wailed I want my mummy. I haven't felt this rough in twenty years.
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Old 01-13-2017, 02:45 PM   #10770
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