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Old 03-11-2009, 01:45 PM   #16
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steve - I don't hear any piano practicing in there...
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:08 PM   #17
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NSFW!

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Old 03-11-2009, 02:17 PM   #18
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That's a surprisingly good display of artistic skill, LJ. Nice foreshortening on the ham, very believable viscosity in the mayo dribbles, and a real sense of motion in the flying gobs... quality stuff!
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:25 PM   #19
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This place just cracks me up.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:43 PM   #20
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What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:55 PM   #21
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What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???
hambone!
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:12 PM   #22
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ham-boner!
Fixed that for ya...
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:39 PM   #23
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Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
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NSFW!
Now see, I wasn't really confused at first but now I am. Is the ham a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, then the mayo needs some serious medical attention.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:57 PM   #24
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Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.
Pass. Call Richard Simmons.
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:35 AM   #25
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My question, can he make it rotate, and SLAP to the music? And FALP and FLOP to the music?
You know, like the tassles the girls wear.

I had a friend (before she turned into the housemate-bitch-from-hell) whose on & off & on again fuck buddy did the BEST willy dance EVAH. How do I know? She told me! (and he did it for me although she didn't know when we were all on Ecstacy...)
It's a talent!

I think I'm thinking too much bout LJ's cock.
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