Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 23

lookout123 · 06-10-2008, 04:21 PM

Lil Lookout and 2.0 had to go into the ped's yesterday for a checkup. LL needed the full physical so he's standing naked. I should mention that Lil Lookout has no modesty and if the soccer thing doesn't work out he can always fall back on a porn career. He is a bit large down there and has a perpetual hard on. Well, the doctor was slightly taken aback when he saw that and said "what is that?"

Lil Lookout calmly put his hands on his hips, puffed his chest out, and declared, "That's my King Cobra, I carry it everywhere." All with a straightface.

The doctor turned beat red and fell out of his chair laughing. Mrs L was still horrified when they got home.

DucksNuts · 06-10-2008, 07:12 PM

Seriously, I musta missed a whole heap of Lookout history. You have a new Mrs L?

lookout123 · 06-10-2008, 08:45 PM

nah. same one revisited.

DucksNuts · 06-10-2008, 10:04 PM

Oh....well....umm, glad you two got it sorted out

footfootfoot · 06-11-2008, 09:08 AM

Whoa. Put the car in park.

Is there a thread about this or should we just humm along and fake it?

lookout123 · 06-11-2008, 10:33 AM

no, no specific thread. it has been covered in bits and pieces in a number of places and a bit more extensively in chat. very long and drawn out story cut short.

papers were drawn up and we didn't see or speak to each other for a month except to drop LL off. During that time sobriety reared its ugly head and some chemical issues were dealt with. It was a rocky road and a hard decision but neither of us wanted the divorce so we didn't. We worked things out. Sobriety is good. Life is better.

footfootfoot · 06-11-2008, 12:59 PM

I'm so happy for you guys lookout. That is awesome. Fantastic.

BigV · 06-12-2008, 09:50 AM

l123, I am delighted you two worked things out and made a better life together. You are the man.

I salute you, and Mrs L.

BigV · 06-12-2008, 10:20 AM

Funny things they say....

SonofV, our budding stoic: " ".

It wasn't what he said, it was what he didn't say. We were walking (walking home by way of McDonalds after an afternoon of orienteering and hiking, about 8 miles) along and he chose a path off the sidewalk, following a somewhat more direct line to McDs. He was watching where he was putting his feet as he walked under the sign for the little shopping plaza. He was watching his feet but not his clearance and consequently smacked his head on the corner of the bracket holding up the sign.

I didn't hear the "gong" or the meaty smack that must have followed, nor did I hear him cuss or cry. He was entitled to, though. When I saw him rubbing his head and he told me what happened, I looked and saw blood trickling down over a nice goose egg. He's ok, nothing a bandage and a sackful of double cheeseburgers couldn't salve. But I would have turned the air blue.

lookout123 · 06-12-2008, 11:20 AM

versus, Lil Lookout who was startled by an unexpected incoming soccer ball and shouted "oh shit!" without a second thought. Great mouth for a 6 year old.

BigV · 06-18-2008, 11:32 AM

As we were watching an episode of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling delivered one of his inimitable closing monologues and SonofV said quietly, almost to himself "That guy is a genius."

Flint · 06-18-2008, 11:50 AM

The girl is getting communicative enough to request specific things, like "ruff-ruff yogurt" at the grocery store. That's yogurt with a picture of the Blue's Clues dog. What's funny is that she's never even seen Blue's Clues, as far as I know. But she MUST HAVE the "ruff-ruff yogurt" lol

Clodfobble · 07-08-2008, 04:06 PM

Minifob has this book, called "How Do Dinosaurs Play With Their Friends?" (it's one of a series of books about how dinosaurs do things the right or wrong way, and he loves them all.) He often repeats the phrase "play friends," and his favorite part is the last page where the dinosaur is getting hugged by his little human friends.

So today, he's interacting with his baby sister in her swing, and he suddenly leans forward and kisses her on the cheek and tells me "play friends." It was freaking adorable.

glatt · 07-08-2008, 04:11 PM

awesome

Flint · 07-08-2008, 04:16 PM

yeah, nothing cuter than little people interactions

06-10-2008, 04:21 PM	#331
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Lil Lookout and 2.0 had to go into the ped's yesterday for a checkup. LL needed the full physical so he's standing naked. I should mention that Lil Lookout has no modesty and if the soccer thing doesn't work out he can always fall back on a porn career. He is a bit large down there and has a perpetual hard on. Well, the doctor was slightly taken aback when he saw that and said "what is that?" Lil Lookout calmly put his hands on his hips, puffed his chest out, and declared, "That's my King Cobra, I carry it everywhere." All with a straightface. The doctor turned beat red and fell out of his chair laughing. Mrs L was still horrified when they got home. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2008, 08:45 PM	#333
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	nah. same one revisited. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-11-2008, 09:08 AM	#335
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Whoa. Put the car in park. Is there a thread about this or should we just humm along and fake it? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-11-2008, 10:33 AM	#336
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	no, no specific thread. it has been covered in bits and pieces in a number of places and a bit more extensively in chat. very long and drawn out story cut short. papers were drawn up and we didn't see or speak to each other for a month except to drop LL off. During that time sobriety reared its ugly head and some chemical issues were dealt with. It was a rocky road and a hard decision but neither of us wanted the divorce so we didn't. We worked things out. Sobriety is good. Life is better. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-11-2008, 12:59 PM	#337
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'm so happy for you guys lookout. That is awesome. Fantastic. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-10-2008, 07:12 PM	#332
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Seriously, I musta missed a whole heap of Lookout history. You have a new Mrs L?

06-10-2008, 10:04 PM	#334
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh....well....umm, glad you two got it sorted out

06-12-2008, 09:50 AM	#338
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	l123, I am delighted you two worked things out and made a better life together. You are the man. I salute you, and Mrs L. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-12-2008, 10:20 AM	#339
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Funny things they say.... SonofV, our budding stoic: " ". It wasn't what he said, it was what he didn't say. We were walking (walking home by way of McDonalds after an afternoon of orienteering and hiking, about 8 miles) along and he chose a path off the sidewalk, following a somewhat more direct line to McDs. He was watching where he was putting his feet as he walked under the sign for the little shopping plaza. He was watching his feet but not his clearance and consequently smacked his head on the corner of the bracket holding up the sign. I didn't hear the "gong" or the meaty smack that must have followed, nor did I hear him cuss or cry. He was entitled to, though. When I saw him rubbing his head and he told me what happened, I looked and saw blood trickling down over a nice goose egg. He's ok, nothing a bandage and a sackful of double cheeseburgers couldn't salve. But I would have turned the air blue. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-12-2008, 11:20 AM	#340
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	versus, Lil Lookout who was startled by an unexpected incoming soccer ball and shouted "oh shit!" without a second thought. Great mouth for a 6 year old. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-18-2008, 11:32 AM	#341
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	As we were watching an episode of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling delivered one of his inimitable closing monologues and SonofV said quietly, almost to himself "That guy is a genius." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-18-2008, 11:50 AM	#342
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The girl is getting communicative enough to request specific things, like "ruff-ruff yogurt" at the grocery store. That's yogurt with a picture of the Blue's Clues dog. What's funny is that she's never even seen Blue's Clues, as far as I know. But she MUST HAVE the "ruff-ruff yogurt" lol __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-08-2008, 04:06 PM	#343
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifob has this book, called "How Do Dinosaurs Play With Their Friends?" (it's one of a series of books about how dinosaurs do things the right or wrong way, and he loves them all.) He often repeats the phrase "play friends," and his favorite part is the last page where the dinosaur is getting hugged by his little human friends. So today, he's interacting with his baby sister in her swing, and he suddenly leans forward and kisses her on the cheek and tells me "play friends." It was freaking adorable. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-08-2008, 04:11 PM	#344
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	awesome

07-08-2008, 04:16 PM	#345
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	yeah, nothing cuter than little people interactions __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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