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Old 10-15-2014, 02:48 PM   #136
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"And that's how the boot got all the way up there, Doc."
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Old 10-15-2014, 04:09 PM   #137
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Man, that's priceless, Bruce.
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Old 10-16-2014, 11:20 AM   #138
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But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?
I said, "Then you know what I'm talking about, you lucky bastard. She's stunning."

He didn't introduce us.
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Old 10-16-2014, 09:49 PM   #139
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Ha!
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Old 10-17-2014, 12:07 PM   #140
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pffft, you didn't want to know her name anyhow, right?
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Old 10-17-2014, 12:13 PM   #141
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hahahaha Bruce!
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Old 10-17-2014, 12:15 PM   #142
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It would have been nice to meet her, with the attendant opportunity to compliment her on her appearance... without drooling. That would show my sincerity in my original remarks.

Of course there's always the danger of drooling... grabbing... fondling... but I think she could probably restrain herself.
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Old 10-17-2014, 01:16 PM   #143
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Just be sure you're not wearing light colored pants at the time.
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Old 10-29-2014, 11:48 AM   #144
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Jose Canseco has accidentally shot off his middle finger, while cleaning his gun.

Idiot.

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Old 10-29-2014, 12:32 PM   #145
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Aaand here's another:

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Old 11-16-2014, 01:55 PM   #146
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The docs re-attached his finger...

And, now this, from Twitter:

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Jose Canseco's middle finger: Fuck you guys, I'm outta here!
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Old 11-19-2014, 09:24 AM   #147
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And now he's supposedly auctioning off the gun.
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Old 11-19-2014, 11:07 AM   #148
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And the finger.
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Old 11-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #149
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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.
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Old 11-19-2014, 04:03 PM   #150
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So. That's how ya fuck up a perfectly good R1, huh?

Also, I'm pretty sure ya can't sell body parts/human remains on eBay. No matter whose they are.
I guess I should take my ad down, then.
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