The Sex Thread - Page 9

staceyv · 06-08-2005, 09:18 PM

what's a hitler?

lookout123 · 06-08-2005, 09:23 PM

like a landing strip but shorter.

Carbonated_Brains · 06-09-2005, 08:23 PM

NEW RULE:

FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

LCanal · 06-09-2005, 08:33 PM

Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?

Found a new children's book "Pop goes the Hamster and other microwave games"

Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"

Nothing But Net · 06-09-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

... personally, a nice neat "hitler" is always a great turn on...

I've never done any "Hitlers", but I've had my share of "Castros".

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nothing But Net

I've never done any "Hitlers", but I've had my share of "Castros".

so you like to floss, eh? ewwwwwww

Sun_Sparkz · 06-09-2005, 11:00 PM

New Found Favourite........

Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Nothing But Net · 06-09-2005, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

so you like to floss, eh?

Well, you can get all your teeth done at one time that way, you know.

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz

New Found Favourite........

Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

I LOVE your thinking!!

another thing that a girl i used to date was that she'd let it grow out and then shave "themes" in. be it a heart or an arrow, hell once she even did a smiley face!!

lookout123 · 06-09-2005, 11:10 PM

i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile.

Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65?

plthijinx · 06-09-2005, 11:38 PM

one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway.....

wolf · 06-10-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carbonated_Brains

NEW RULE:

FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

It was a cardiac catheter.

Nobody, except by misunderstanding, was referring to the other kind.

However, if you are in need of a treatise on indwelling, texas, and straight, I could certainly oblige.

wolf · 06-10-2005, 01:32 AM

Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B)

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 11:13 AM

My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

glatt · 06-10-2005, 11:28 AM

A very reasonable reaction.

06-08-2005, 09:23 PM	#122
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	like a landing strip but shorter. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-09-2005, 08:33 PM	#124
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then? Found a new children's book "Pop goes the Hamster and other microwave games" Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?" __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-09-2005, 11:00 PM	#127
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	New Found Favourite........ Small Bowl of really cold and icy ice cream..... Small bowl of slightly warmed up chocolate sauce...... a small, really SOFT bristled paint brush....... Mmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-09-2005, 11:10 PM	#130
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i dated ( for a few hours, anyway) a chick that was clean shaven and she had a wonderful tattoo just above her beautiful vertical smile. Enjoy Your Meal - i wonder if she'll still like the tattoo when she is 65? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-09-2005, 11:38 PM	#131
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	one time i was visiting an all nude, byob, establishment and i went up to give a dancer a tip and she was shaven with a tatoo of a cats eyes and whiskers.....clever, i thought, at least in my drunken state anyway..... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

06-08-2005, 09:18 PM	#121
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	what's a hitler?

06-09-2005, 08:23 PM	#123
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	NEW RULE: FOR ALL SEXUAL THREADS, THE MENTION OF A URETHRAL CATHETER IS PUNISHABLE BY INSTANT PAINFUL DEATH.

06-10-2005, 01:32 AM	#133
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Apparently I upset (or possibly excited) the Texans . So, by way of explanation only, I present, the Texas Catheter (NSFC_B) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-10-2005, 11:13 AM	#134
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	My mistake, I read 'catheter' and then 'groin' and immediately splashed bleach into my eyes.

06-10-2005, 11:28 AM	#135
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A very reasonable reaction.

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