The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Current Events
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Current Events Help understand the world by talking about things happening in it

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-02-2016, 09:26 AM   #46
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
I bet an armadillo wouldn't bounce for shit.

I just had a visual of a Harlem Globetrotter, footing his way across the border, dribbling an armadillo.

ETA: It was Curly from the cartoon Globetrotters, btw.

Name:  curly.jpg
Views: 182
Size:  7.8 KB
__________________


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
Gravdigr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 02:35 PM   #47
Flint
Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
Football is dumb.
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 02:40 PM   #48
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 03:55 PM   #49
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 03:58 PM   #50
classicman
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 23,401
He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this.

That's the conversation he started. FTR - He's a douche in my book. He did this because he sucks and was probably going to get cut. Because of that he can now claim he too is oppressed by the white devil - Chip Kelly.
__________________
"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt
classicman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 05:05 PM   #51
Flint
Snowflake
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clodfobble View Post
YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.
Your FACE is dumb. Hi.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lumberjim View Post
He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.
Your MOM knelt on the sideline last night apparently.
__________________
******************
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
Flint is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 07:42 PM   #52
lumberjim
I can hear my ears
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
There's no comeback for a remark like that. None that don't make you sound douchy.

So I wrote a haiku instead

Flint is like a bird
Flies over, shits on our heads
Then he flies away
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
lumberjim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-02-2016, 08:07 PM   #53
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
very zen, Jim
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2016, 08:42 AM   #54
tw
Read? I only know how to write.
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 11,933
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flint View Post
Your FACE is dumb. Hi.
A face that is dumb is also called a poker face.
tw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2016, 10:43 AM   #55
henry quirk
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,162
All I wanna know: why does anyone give a flip if this guys stands, sits, or lies (or is it lays?) down?

He's 'entitled to his opinion', he's not breakin' the law, so what's the big deal?

I'll worry about what he thnks, says, or does when he can take money out of my pocket, food off my table, or shingles off the roof over my head.

So, again, why give a flip?
henry quirk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2016, 11:23 AM   #56
xoxoxoBruce
The future is unwritten
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
Because everything about football is blown way out of proportion. A bunch of billionaires hiring millionaires to bleed the taxpayers for more money.
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
xoxoxoBruce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2016, 12:14 PM   #57
henry quirk
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,162
Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.
henry quirk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2016, 02:35 PM   #58
sexobon
I love it when a plan comes together.
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
henry quirk

Name:  stupid-crayon.png
Views: 150
Size:  84.6 KB

(Just kidding henry, adding some color to an old phrase.)
sexobon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2016, 11:53 AM   #59
henry quirk
maskless: yesterday, today, tomorrow
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,162
I always thought stupid was green...I done learnt me sumthin'.
henry quirk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2016, 02:15 PM   #60
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Quote:
Originally Posted by henry quirk View Post
Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.
Schnook! It's been at least 40 years since I've heard or read that word. I love it! Reminds me of my childhood. I grew up in a relatively Jewish neighborhood.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:03 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.