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Old 11-27-2019, 03:33 PM   #61
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That's the only way I'll ever have 14.

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Old 11-27-2019, 05:51 PM   #62
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??? I feel old, I have no idea what witty pun I am missing
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Old 11-27-2019, 06:10 PM   #63
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I was being coarse and vulgar.
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Old 11-27-2019, 06:37 PM   #64
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doesn't narrow it down much... 14 inches? 14-year-olds? 14 orgasms? 14 seconds? Glad I wasn't missing anything stunningly obvious, though
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Old 11-27-2019, 08:58 PM   #65
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“Please forgive this unexpected turn of events. Doing my show every night brings me so much joy and to cancel is a kind of punishment for me, but the pain I’m in right now is overwhelming, and I must rest and follow doctor’s orders so I can come back stronger and better and continue the Madame X journey with all of you,” Madonna shared in an Instagram post to her 14 million followers.
Might have to put Madge on the list next year.
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Old 11-27-2019, 09:12 PM   #66
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Here she is at 14:

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Old 12-23-2019, 08:01 PM   #67
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I see Phillllip is tormenting us. So old he won't help us much anyway......
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Old 12-23-2019, 10:04 PM   #68
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Old 12-24-2019, 03:24 AM   #69
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Is this for next year's list?
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Old 12-24-2019, 03:52 AM   #70
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See how I successfully resuscitated Philip?
...first I kill Doris, now this....
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Old 12-24-2019, 03:55 AM   #71
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Dear Buckingham Palace, my fee for putting him on my 2020 list is....
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Old 12-24-2019, 10:54 AM   #72
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Is this for next year's list?
No, he's dead.
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Old 12-24-2019, 11:02 AM   #73
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(that was one for the RIP thread)
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Old 12-24-2019, 11:49 AM   #74
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Old 12-24-2019, 11:55 AM   #75
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Is this for next year's list?

Oh wait ...
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