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Old 07-15-2005, 10:51 PM   #391
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Trobisin is used because most of the moma-sans ( ladys who run the houses of ILL- Ripute ), give their girls a weak dose of penisillin a week to clear up any social desieses just in case , if they need it or not , This weak antibotic dose causes a tolarance to penicillin ( Penicillin will burn out MOST sicial desises , gonarea , early syphlis , clamidia , non spyracitical urethraritus , etc,,,,, ) Trobisin was what they gave you ( that side of the date line ) to clear this up , it aint emediet but it will work .
After you cross the date line there is a call to sick bay for Any and ALL folks that have visited the corps-men for these problems , you get handed 2( count them 2 ) frosen ( Streight from the freeser , COLD AS A MOTHER FUCKER !!!!!) Silver bullets ( BIG ASS shots of penicillen, bigger than a bic lighter ) you waddel away with 2 swolen butt cheeks FULL of the good stuff , HELL it cleared up my complection , cured my cold , and made me feel like a million bucks after the 2 golfball sized lumps in my ass cheeks went down !!!!!
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:51 PM   #392
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Well I gather (onelook.com) Troicin is a broad-spectrum antibiotic obtained from a species of gram-negative bacteria or produced synthetically, used especially in the treatment of gonorrhea that is resistant to penicillin.

Phew...
As the actress said to the bishop that's quite a mouthfull.
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Old 07-16-2005, 07:21 PM   #393
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And while we're at it, what does NBN mean by NSFDU?

I'm too out of it.
Not safe for dial up. Took me awhile to find that.
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Old 07-16-2005, 09:23 PM   #394
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Thanks Zippy for the colorful and almost TMI response, lcanal for the humorous oneliner which is going staright into my repertoire (sp?) and Busterb
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Took me awhile to find that
haha, like 45 minutes? Me too!

Sad 'cause I'm a fan of NBN, in the same way I slow down to look at accidents, so now when I see a post of his I assume it's one of those my refridgerator things.
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Old 07-18-2005, 04:01 PM   #395
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Thanks Zippy for the colorful and almost TMI response, lcanal for the humorous oneliner which is going staright into my repertoire (sp?) and Busterb haha, like 45 minutes? Me too!

Sad 'cause I'm a fan of NBN, in the same way I slow down to look at accidents, so now when I see a post of his I assume it's one of those my refridgerator things.
I was sitting there one night while he was making a post and he had put that so i asked him at the time and was enlightened thattaway.

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Old 07-18-2005, 09:35 PM   #396
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What the hell happened to the sex thread? You guys KILLED it!
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:40 PM   #397
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What the hell happened to the sex thread? You guys KILLED it!
You know us guys, Bri. We read the sex thread, rolled over and fell asleep.
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:51 PM   #398
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well--I'm having sex tomorrow morning! I'll report in!
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:20 PM   #399
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is the co-canoodler aware of the impending earthquake or is it a surprise?
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Old 07-19-2005, 12:24 AM   #400
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Nice scheduling, Bri.
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:37 AM   #401
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It was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Old 07-19-2005, 12:50 PM   #402
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It was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
crap. well i guess since you got some to end your dry spell, mine will begin
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Old 07-19-2005, 01:05 PM   #403
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yeah for you!! I am a bit interested in the pemonition tho...
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Old 07-19-2005, 01:07 PM   #404
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she was going though a long dry spell all the while it was every day or every other day for me. since i'm sans g/f now.........
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Old 07-19-2005, 01:50 PM   #405
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how'd you get so "sans g/f" so soon? Did you show her your dungeon? big mistake on second or third date.
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