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Old 05-10-2009, 08:03 PM   #1
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no offence

how many months are there in an orangemans calendar,


5

january , febuary and march march march!
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Old 05-10-2009, 08:20 PM   #2
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hehe
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Old 05-10-2009, 08:21 PM   #3
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Actually, I can't believe this year is almost half over already.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:05 PM   #4
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orangemen?

yes, I know what orangemen are. just never heard a joke about them before.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:54 PM   #5
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Oops - sorry - I thought this thread was about the 2009 Dallas Cowboys.
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Old 05-11-2009, 02:21 PM   #6
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please fry in a byre, sir
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Old 05-11-2009, 03:01 PM   #7
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lol - thought you'd like that jim.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:05 PM   #8
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Cowboys fan, eh LJ? I like ya anyway.
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Old 05-11-2009, 08:08 PM   #9
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I guess this wasn't funny enough to go in the humor thread. A whole thread for one joke. Carry on.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:08 PM   #10
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it is nothingland......
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:18 PM   #11
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Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945.

On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried!

Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted.

Sing it with me now...

On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia!
On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion!

Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:55 PM   #12
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No offence, but this thread sux!
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:24 AM   #13
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Nothings worse than....
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Old 05-12-2009, 01:07 PM   #14
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Why do people always say things like "no offence" and then go right on ahead and do so?

(not that like 95% of the board had no freaking clue without a visit to wikipedia)
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Old 05-12-2009, 01:14 PM   #15
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I'm just saying, you look funny and smell bad, is all I'm saying. What? I'm just saying... Why are you getting mad? I'm just saying...
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