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Old 06-18-2019, 09:04 PM   #1
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Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum

No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology. What term do you use, what terms have you heard.... how many are there? I thought there must be a lot but then couldn't come up with many. I googled, but so many hits I'd never heard of, so many seemed fake. Here are five that predate the fake media ( )to start us off -got anything different?

1. Taint
2. Nifkin
3. Biffin's Bridge
4. Bifkin
5. Gooch
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:32 PM   #2
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Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum

I wonder how slang feels about this.
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Old 06-19-2019, 06:14 AM   #3
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He's for it.
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:53 AM   #4
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I bet he's even got one.



I've never heard any other name than taint, and perineum.
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Old 06-19-2019, 05:02 PM   #5
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lol. more evidence for the Brit/Merkin slang difference. (Brits are all about sex and bathrooms and merkins are all about money and killing)
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Old 06-19-2019, 07:15 PM   #6
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a few good ones in here,
Mr. Show episode-- "It's insane, this guy's taint!"

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Old 06-20-2019, 03:16 PM   #7
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I invite you all to look at the Wiki page for perineum, where the clinical significance of the taint (<--NSFW) is explained.

Once there, please observe the positively pendulous set of balls (<--NSFW) on the gentleman displaying his own personal taint.

Gaze upon them.
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Old 06-21-2019, 04:30 AM   #8
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No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology.
The 'nether region'? It's in Hampshire...

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One can only speculate.

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5. Gooch
I've never heard the word except in reference to the former England cricket captain and well known hair transplant victim, Graham Gooch, or Sir Daniel Gooch, a pioneer of the Great Western Railway.

I suppose they could have been called a lot worse.

In Graham Gooch's case, he probably has been.
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Old 06-23-2019, 12:18 AM   #9
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I immediately though of him too when I saw that ... and wondered if it had anything to do with a crease....
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