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Old 04-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #31
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Old 04-12-2009, 07:11 AM   #32
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Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...
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Old 04-12-2009, 08:34 AM   #33
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:17 AM   #34
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Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...
::shuffles forward::
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:24 AM   #35
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but . . .what was that last item, Loretta?
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Old 04-12-2009, 09:40 AM   #36
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:05 AM   #37
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Never ask a woman "When's the baby due" until you are sure that she is in fact pregnant.
I have made that mistake. It was ugly and I felt bad since she was a friend.
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:07 AM   #38
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:10 AM   #39
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I have made that mistake. It was ugly and I felt bad since she was a friend.
Well the fact that you're still alive proves that she was a friend.


Otherwise....

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Old 04-12-2009, 10:11 AM   #40
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:13 AM   #41
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:15 AM   #42
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:15 AM   #43
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:16 AM   #44
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Old 04-12-2009, 10:24 AM   #45
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