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Old 03-03-2016, 01:30 PM   #316
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11-year-old golfer nails hole-in-one...

...on the first hole...

...of the inaugural round...

...of Tiger Woods' newly designed course that includes a ten hole, 792 yard kids' course...

...right in front of Tiger Fucking Woods.



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Old 03-03-2016, 10:44 PM   #317
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Mixed blessing. There's a lifetime of bragging rights, and a lifetime of trying to duplicate it.
His best course is to say it was shit luck and play it off.
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Old 04-04-2016, 03:32 PM   #318
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***The following link takes you to a page that has pictures of a 5 yr old boy with a fair-sized wound just above the hairline, and he is wearing a blood-stained t-shirt. He isn't the least bit fazed by his wound, in fact, he's happy as a clam. I thought some of the squeamier Dwellars might appreciate a heads up, though.***

As for that shirt:

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“It’s a hockey shirt,” James told his dad. “It needs blood on it.”
5-Year-Old Hockey Fan Takes Puck to the Head, Goes to ER, Gets Staples, Returns to Game (Pics)

Name:  hockeykid.JPG
Views: 188
Size:  52.6 KB

I wonder what Mom had to say to Dad afterward...
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:12 PM   #319
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WELL PLAYED DAD

absolutely correct all around.
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Old 04-07-2016, 01:42 PM   #320
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My legs are on fire just watching that.
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Old 04-07-2016, 02:14 PM   #321
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Damn fools.
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Old 04-07-2016, 07:45 PM   #322
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Legs? I think you might've misspelled LUNGS.
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Old 04-21-2016, 05:32 PM   #323
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Geez, Mr. Announcer Guy, get excited why dontcha?

Don't play this near crystal wine glasses:

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Old 05-15-2016, 05:42 PM   #324
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UPDATE, kinda:

Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka Deemed Unfit To Stand Trial By Psychologist In Ongoing Murder Trial
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Old 06-21-2016, 05:53 PM   #325
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1.92 seconds...

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Old 06-22-2016, 03:06 AM   #326
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so cool!

The photo looks so cool!
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Old 07-06-2016, 02:38 PM   #327
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The difference between 850 horsepower and 10,000 horsepower:



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Old 07-06-2016, 09:22 PM   #328
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Good Lord.


ps, the pit stop one was just as unbelievable. then I watched a suggested vid of the pit stop fails.. .there are SO MANY places for things to go wrong, sometimes horribly wrong.. 1.92 seconds.. I can't even think that fast.
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Old 08-01-2016, 04:34 PM   #329
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Watch Alexis DeJoria's little love tap against the wall at Sonoma Raceway:



Result of that little love tap? Fractured. Pelvis.
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Old 08-02-2016, 09:49 AM   #330
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Dude standing on the other side of the wall where he impacted didn't like that.
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