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Old 06-14-2016, 12:47 PM   #1051
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Old 07-29-2016, 09:31 PM   #1052
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Picked up a new movie at the liberry today. It stars Maggie Smith. The inch asked "how old is she?" Without missing a beat, the mm (nine) says, "She's time's little sister."
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Old 07-30-2016, 01:18 AM   #1053
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Nice!

Great-niece birthday party. I sez, what are you now, twenty five? She sez no, just regular five.
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Old 07-30-2016, 09:12 AM   #1054
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Fantastic.

How's infinity these days?
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Old 07-30-2016, 10:06 AM   #1055
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Infinitely working.
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Old 07-31-2016, 07:48 AM   #1056
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Waves ... Hi!
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Old 07-31-2016, 12:53 PM   #1057
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"She's time's little sister."
Outstanding.
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Old 08-04-2016, 01:43 PM   #1058
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Minifob and -fobette are playing Twister, except the spinner is kind of broken so Minifobette is just calling out whatever move amuses her the most.

Minifobette: "Right hand, red."
Minifob: "What? Oh my god!"
Minifobette: (absolutely deadpan) "Don't complain. This is your life now."
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Old 08-04-2016, 02:13 PM   #1059
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Old 08-04-2016, 03:02 PM   #1060
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Takes after her mom
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Old 08-04-2016, 03:20 PM   #1061
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"This is your life now."
That's great.
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:15 PM   #1062
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Can that go on top? It's awesome.
(whatever that space under the monkey is called)

She's certainly in control of her brother, huh. Poor guy, he's in for it for a long time...lol.
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:20 PM   #1063
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Like that, the whole quote?
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Old 08-04-2016, 08:54 PM   #1064
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Perfect. Thank you.
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Old 08-04-2016, 09:39 PM   #1065
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Aw. I've never had (okay, inspired) a tagline before.


You guys reminded me, there's another thing I was going to post of hers a couple weeks ago and then got distracted. She writes this ongoing series of stories about a girl named Julie Williamson and her various adventures. Recently there was one about a bunch of weather disasters happening in the town, and finally the young heroine sleuthed out that someone had time traveled and met his or her future self, and that had created a "weather chaos" paradox. So she asked everyone in town, and the mayor confessed...

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So she was just about to kill him until the policeman came.
“Your under arrest for trying to kill the mayor!” they said.
“But its the only way! I have to kill him to stop the chaos!”
“Well, it’s the end of his last year anyway, I guess you can kill him.” said the policeman.
So Julie killed the mayor and everyone was happy.
THE END
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