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Old 10-21-2006, 09:30 PM   #1
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I know there is another thread that addresses this somewhere around here, but I can't find it right now.

Anyway, sometimes, you see a short statement that just really interests you, amuses you, makes you think, etc.

This is the one that I found yesterday:

"I wish my lawn was a 15 year old Goth chick, because then it would cut itself."
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:33 PM   #2
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I've heard something similar to that,

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:42 AM   #3
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A bottom of the Cellar quote:

"I've discussed it with my husband, and we'll take the million."
- Marilu Henner, to Sting, on the Tonight Show 5/14/93


Does anyone know what that is referring to?
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:49 AM   #4
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Gotta be a reference to Indecent Proposal, that movie where Demi Moore and Woody Harelson get $1M for Demi to spend the night with Robert Redford.

Marilu wants to hop into bed with Sting.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:52 AM   #5
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Oh yeah. That makes sense. thanks!
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:02 PM   #6
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Marilu Henner would hop into bed with anyone for free.

huge whore. trust me. i had her.
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:06 PM   #7
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I'd've hopped into bed with Sting for free, back in 1993.
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:19 PM   #8
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you'd do it tomorrow
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:26 PM   #9
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I've heard something similar to that,

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."
Mitchell & Webb had one where the kid cut "looser" into his arm.. he felt he was worthless, could never be good enough to satisfy his parents, etc.

Since he misspelled it, his mom & dad re-cut with the correct spelling.
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:44 PM   #10
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:21 PM   #12
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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:44 PM   #14
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Whichever guy it was, to the reporter: I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
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