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Old 05-28-2007, 03:02 PM   #91
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um . . . be sure and drink plenty of fluids?
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:59 PM   #92
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Men are shitting me. All men...anything with a penis. Penises are shitting me!
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:18 PM   #93
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It's back to work tomorrow after a holiday weekend.....Grim
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Old 05-28-2007, 09:32 PM   #94
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Today I saw a guy lying on the sidewalk, spread eagled, with one hand on a suitcase.
Went to check if he was ok, said he was, but the sight of it was pretty upsetting.
then what happened?

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Almost, but not quite.

I kept my head ducked down under the desk, wrote furiously, refused to answer the phone, and then spent some time hiding in the copier room.

By doing this with a great amount of skill, I managed to leave only 1/2 hour late.
lol...good job!


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Are you sure he/she is not god? I am thinking of having a name plaque put on my door so others won't get confused.
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Old 05-29-2007, 01:48 PM   #95
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OMG! I think I've been flamed! Where's the fire extinguisher!
Huh-uh...I was just continuing what I thought was the funny story brought on by your coitally connected clips!
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:34 PM   #96
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"call back only" tech "support" only to have the normal false starts and runarounds be conducted at a voicemail exchange pace. just shoot me now.
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Old 05-29-2007, 06:39 PM   #97
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there's no story, because they all ran away from home!
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Old 06-01-2007, 09:58 AM   #98
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after months of driving around with a broken headlight and an expired inspection sticker, I was pulled over twice w/i 18 hours. I think the last time I was ticketed was in 1990.
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:27 AM   #99
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one of our guys retired yesterday - he is going to be missed alot
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Old 06-01-2007, 12:18 PM   #100
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Ordering back up c/ds for my desktop today..."IF they have them", the support person said.

IF is a big word right now.
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:08 PM   #101
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I was sooo wrong yesterday! In my "What's making you happy today?" post I thought for sure I was getting out of these casts!!! Wrong! Four more weeks! AAAaarrRRrggGgGGghhhHhhh!!!

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Old 06-01-2007, 03:12 PM   #102
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Oh man, thirstysoul. I had a double compound fracture of my right arm a couple years ago. That was enough of a pain in the butt.

Keep smiling, hang in there!
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:19 PM   #103
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Oh man, thirstysoul. I had a double compound fracture of my right arm a couple years ago. That was enough of a pain in the butt.

Keep smiling, hang in there!
Thanks Shawnee123...hey, a little more behind the ear please...ahhhh, thanks!
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:23 PM   #104
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$217 just to get my headlight fixed.

Boo!
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Old 06-05-2007, 02:07 PM   #105
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