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Old 06-04-2009, 08:49 AM   #31
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:19 AM   #32
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On the way into work, I was behind a car (then passing in the passing lane) that had a license plate that read:

OMG I PWN

I was laughing, and as I passed dude glanced over and i gave him a thumbs up.

I loved it.
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:49 PM   #33
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.

Next time, smack her and send her to my room.
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Old 06-06-2009, 07:34 AM   #34
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The twenty/20 cricket world cup.

I am very pleased that the Netherlands managed to beat England.
I am pissing myself laughing that England managed to lose to the Netherlands.
Not that I am a mean person or anything.
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Old 06-08-2009, 02:27 PM   #35
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She's trying a little too hard

Great, now she's a crippled female minority.
Sotomayor’s New Accessory on Capitol Hill
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Judge Sonia Sotomayor sported a cast during a visit with Senator Charles E. Grassley of Iowa on Monday. She fractured her ankle in a stumble at La Guardia Airport.
Yeah, I know, I'm going to hell... Which I don't believe in anyways...
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:14 PM   #36
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Pie- if you don't believe in hell then you are going to Double Secret Probation Hell which, I hear, is worse.
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Old 06-08-2009, 05:44 PM   #37
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:08 PM   #38
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Ahem.

So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup.

It's all my fault.
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:11 PM   #39
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It's not your fault Zen. It's Roy's fault.

Here's a bit of trivia for you. He puts his boat in the water at the boat ramp just down the road from us.

We're expecting to see a lot more of him from now on. lol
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Old 06-08-2009, 06:31 PM   #40
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Ahem.

So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup.

It's all my fault.
It's not your fault. It's Bush's Fault.
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:46 AM   #41
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Emails from my students today:

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.... sorry for the convinince....
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....diarhoea which I have had for the pass two days ...
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Old 06-09-2009, 07:57 AM   #42
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Oh Zen, this really dumb lady I used to work with (whose title included the word communications) sent out an email to everyone in the college email system in which she apologized for the "incontinence."

I'm sorry, indeed!
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:38 AM   #43
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Hell, one of them just wrote an essay in which he repeatedly referred to "global worming".

Yes, really.

Life imitating the cellar.
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:48 AM   #44
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Old 06-09-2009, 08:53 AM   #45
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"global worming".
Well if you gots teh worms, you want to get rid of all of them.
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