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Old 08-10-2011, 02:38 AM   #31
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following on from the first story...

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/fe...ot-in-the-mail
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Old 09-23-2011, 09:45 AM   #32
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Idiot of the Day - Sept. 23, 2011

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Old 09-23-2011, 10:04 AM   #33
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*off to check fantasy football roster*

edit: I have another Bengals WR. Maybe this will help me if my guy gets more play?
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:07 AM   #34
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How come when they're needlessly wasting money catching potheads...ahem, er, em...I mean tracking illegal smoking substances, the cops always SWOOP in.

They never walk in, waltz in, barge in, come in, drop in, stop in, or even run in.

They swoop.

Some pothead wrote that article. "Duuuuude, they totally like swooped in, like eagles, man, like vultures but with hair, mannnn..."
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:22 AM   #35
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:45 AM   #36
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Is there ever an inoffensive lineman?
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:47 AM   #37
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I'm the Idiot of the Day.

It's me.

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Old 09-23-2011, 10:48 AM   #38
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*off to check fantasy football roster*

edit: I have another Bengals WR. Maybe this will help me if my guy gets more play?
Poor Bungles just can't seem to stay out of trouble. I'm thinking Pukelisberger should change teams.
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Old 09-23-2011, 10:54 AM   #39
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Is there ever an inoffensive lineman?
The Wichita Lineman was pretty peaceable.

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Old 09-23-2011, 12:04 PM   #40
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The Wichita Lineman was pretty peaceable.
And he's still on the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
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Old 09-23-2011, 02:18 PM   #41
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Actress Kim Delaney Disheveled, Disoriented at Dinner Honoring Robert Gates
“Army Wives” actress gets escorted off stage at the National Constitution Center Thursday

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Longtime actress Kim Delaney, star of the popular television series “Army Wives,” was escorted off stage at the National Constitution Center Thursday night after delivering a stilted, and at times unintelligible, speech for the Liberty Medal Award presentation to Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates.

It is unclear what was wrong with the television star, but she appeared disheveled as she struggled to read a speech, which partly described her character’s role on Army Wives, off of the teleprompter.

“As I try to comfort wives, husbands, families, fathers, children...loved ones, made good, what I’ve learned is the Constitution Center,” Delaney says.

Delaney’s long pauses and jumbled sentences were cut off when a voiceover came on and an employee wearing a head set came on the stage and walked Delaney away.
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Old 09-23-2011, 02:35 PM   #42
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Too bad. I like her. She's had problems with alcohol in the past, and it's got to be really humiliating for her to fail in public like that.
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:01 PM   #43
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On NYPD Blue, she played a cop w/drinking problem.

Sad. Pretty, too.

Why are the pretty ones always crazy?
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:02 PM   #44
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Looks like she cannot see the words. Perhaps she just needs glasses...
Spexx, SPEXX!!!!
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Old 09-23-2011, 03:04 PM   #45
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