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Old 02-14-2009, 10:28 PM   #1
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Cellar Cock Exchange!

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19358


I ..uh.....nevermind.
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:30 PM   #2
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LOL. Just the thought sent me rolling off my chair...cuz of the pictures that would come!!
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:30 PM   #3
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hee hee
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Old 02-14-2009, 11:36 PM   #4
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she said "come"
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Old 02-15-2009, 01:11 AM   #5
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:13 AM   #6
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*blinks* where's that from CG? It rings bells with me.
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:30 AM   #7
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Old 02-15-2009, 08:36 AM   #8
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Thankyou!!!
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Old 02-15-2009, 11:03 AM   #9
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I have nothing to bring to the party. Can I get a rental?
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Old 02-15-2009, 11:17 AM   #10
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I am envious...
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Old 02-15-2009, 02:30 PM   #11
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Huh uh, Dana...it's peanuts you're envious of, remember? Peanuts! lol
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Old 02-15-2009, 05:20 PM   #12
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If I post a pic of my cock, how many would follow suit? Of course we'd have to NFSW the thread and buy some more scotch.
I mean cause if I got to send mine to someone in exchange for theirs, I'm outa heah.
I like mine fine, anyway.
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