The Cellar Tupperware Party

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 08:17 AM

Cicero arrives first to Shawnee's Cellar Tupperware party. She brings with her Vienna sausages in a port wine sauce, and a bottle of the best Merlot Walmart could provide.

"Who is coming?" she asks excitedly. Shawnee replies that she invited everyone, just everyone, and that she hopes for a good showing; the 900 piece container set just came out in mauve, and it will be hers with sales of only forty thousand dollars.

As the cream cheese/dried beef roll-ups bake at 350, the doorbell rings. It's LJ and jinx. Lj is drunk and waving wads of cash in the air "Where is the jello mold and the cake cozy? I'm here, and I intend to buy." Jinx pushes him through the door and lj falls onto the couch. "Ahhhh" lj sighs, "Where's the remote?"

SG peeks her head into the room. "Is this the right house?" she inquires.

It was then we knew the party had just begun...

Trilby · 09-30-2008, 08:26 AM

just then, Brianna rudely pushes her way thru the front door.

"Where's SG?!" she demands.
"That randy wench just fellated MY xobruce!!"

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 08:28 AM

Shawnee points out that the 12 ounce covered mixing bowl is a perfect receptacle for things one would rather expel than ingest.

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 09:21 AM

lj farts in his sleep. but don;t worry.....there's no flavor.

Shawnee123 · 09-30-2008, 10:35 AM

Shawnee's cat sniffs curiously around lj's ass. The cat seems to be thinking "mmmmm, chicken."

The doorbell rings, and footfootfoot comes ininin, bearing gifts of beerbeerbeer and chipschipschips.

wolf · 09-30-2008, 01:05 PM

wolf won't show up for the actual party, but will put in a good-sized catalog order because she needs more Spongebob Squarepants sandwich holders, a butter dish, one of those Mickey Mouse Popsicle Makers, a serving center set, one of those corn butterer gadgets, a cereal keeper, and maybe some of the tall, thin storage containers, and the cake decorator set.

I despise the "parties" themselves because they tend to be a thinly veiled attempt at forcing other people to "host" one of these "parties."

Anybody having a Pampered Chef any time soon?

What about a Tastefully Simple (one of my patient's ex-daughter-in-law does that stuff, so I can't see anyone in anything near my region, since she's fairly high up in the pyramid?)

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 01:11 PM

Sundae meanwhile is cowering in the kitchen, her fear of confrontation running too high even to apologise to Brianna.

However her highly active guilt gland soon makes her poke her nose out in order to check if anyone needs a drink, because she's been taking swigs of the Baileys she brought with her to calm herself down, and is worried she'll have to start on the baby oil next - she packed for the wrong party.

Still, at least she'll blow a lot of money of stuff she doesn't need, to make up for Bri blowing up over her blowing Bruce. So Shawnee wins anyway. Sundae makes a note to ask Big V for the number of his dentist.

BigV · 09-30-2008, 01:50 PM

"Hello, is this the zoo? This is BigV. May I have the walrus exhibit please? Thanks. Yeah, you won't believe the number and variety of buckets I'm looking at here. You'd better hurry, they're going fast."

Flint · 09-30-2008, 01:53 PM

koo-koo-kachoo

limey · 09-30-2008, 02:08 PM

Limey, not knowing much about these events, has turned up bearing all of her tupperware, much of which has gone a tasteful shade of orange in the service of preserving bolognaise sauce. And a bottle of Arran whisky ...

BigV · 09-30-2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

koo-koo-kachoo

You are the walrus?!

Sundae · 09-30-2008, 02:29 PM

Nah, that's Jim Carrey.

Cicero · 09-30-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cicero arrives first to Shawnee's Cellar Tupperware party. She brings with her Vienna sausages in a port wine sauce, and a bottle of the best Merlot Walmart could provide.

"Who is coming?" she asks excitedly. Shawnee replies that she invited everyone, just everyone, and that she hopes for a good showing; the 900 piece container set just came out in mauve, and it will be hers with sales of only forty thousand dollars.

As the cream cheese/dried beef roll-ups bake at 350, the doorbell rings. It's LJ and jinx. Lj is drunk and waving wads of cash in the air "Where is the jello mold and the cake cozy? I'm here, and I intend to buy." Jinx pushes him through the door and lj falls onto the couch. "Ahhhh" lj sighs, "Where's the remote?"

SG peeks her head into the room. "Is this the right house?" she inquires.

It was then we knew the party had just begun...

lol! I have great taste!!

Mmmm...don't forget that I brought the container of deviled ham. Oh and salmon meat-loaf. Kimichi on the side.

kerosene · 09-30-2008, 03:44 PM

Riiight, so I will be sure you aren't looking when I throw my plate away...wait, you don't throw Tupperware away. CRAP! What to do...

Oh, and be sure to try my green jello surprise.

Cicero · 09-30-2008, 04:01 PM

I notice you came empty handed....

09-30-2008, 08:17 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Cellar Tupperware Party Cicero arrives first to Shawnee's Cellar Tupperware party. She brings with her Vienna sausages in a port wine sauce, and a bottle of the best Merlot Walmart could provide. "Who is coming?" she asks excitedly. Shawnee replies that she invited everyone, just everyone, and that she hopes for a good showing; the 900 piece container set just came out in mauve, and it will be hers with sales of only forty thousand dollars. As the cream cheese/dried beef roll-ups bake at 350, the doorbell rings. It's LJ and jinx. Lj is drunk and waving wads of cash in the air "Where is the jello mold and the cake cozy? I'm here, and I intend to buy." Jinx pushes him through the door and lj falls onto the couch. "Ahhhh" lj sighs, "Where's the remote?" SG peeks her head into the room. "Is this the right house?" she inquires. It was then we knew the party had just begun... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2008, 08:26 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	just then, Brianna rudely pushes her way thru the front door. "Where's SG?!" she demands. "That randy wench just fellated MY xobruce!!" __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-30-2008, 08:28 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee points out that the 12 ounce covered mixing bowl is a perfect receptacle for things one would rather expel than ingest. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2008, 09:21 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	lj farts in his sleep. but don;t worry.....there's no flavor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-30-2008, 10:35 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee's cat sniffs curiously around lj's ass. The cat seems to be thinking "mmmmm, chicken." The doorbell rings, and footfootfoot comes ininin, bearing gifts of beerbeerbeer and chipschipschips. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-30-2008, 01:05 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	wolf won't show up for the actual party, but will put in a good-sized catalog order because she needs more Spongebob Squarepants sandwich holders, a butter dish, one of those Mickey Mouse Popsicle Makers, a serving center set, one of those corn butterer gadgets, a cereal keeper, and maybe some of the tall, thin storage containers, and the cake decorator set. I despise the "parties" themselves because they tend to be a thinly veiled attempt at forcing other people to "host" one of these "parties." Anybody having a Pampered Chef any time soon? What about a Tastefully Simple (one of my patient's ex-daughter-in-law does that stuff, so I can't see anyone in anything near my region, since she's fairly high up in the pyramid?) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-30-2008, 01:11 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sundae meanwhile is cowering in the kitchen, her fear of confrontation running too high even to apologise to Brianna. However her highly active guilt gland soon makes her poke her nose out in order to check if anyone needs a drink, because she's been taking swigs of the Baileys she brought with her to calm herself down, and is worried she'll have to start on the baby oil next - she packed for the wrong party. Still, at least she'll blow a lot of money of stuff she doesn't need, to make up for Bri blowing up over her blowing Bruce. So Shawnee wins anyway. Sundae makes a note to ask Big V for the number of his dentist. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 01:50 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"Hello, is this the zoo? This is BigV. May I have the walrus exhibit please? Thanks. Yeah, you won't believe the number and variety of buckets I'm looking at here. You'd better hurry, they're going fast." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-30-2008, 01:53 PM	#9
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	koo-koo-kachoo __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-30-2008, 02:08 PM	#10
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Limey, not knowing much about these events, has turned up bearing all of her tupperware, much of which has gone a tasteful shade of orange in the service of preserving bolognaise sauce. And a bottle of Arran whisky ... __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

09-30-2008, 02:29 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nah, that's Jim Carrey. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-30-2008, 03:44 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Riiight, so I will be sure you aren't looking when I throw my plate away...wait, you don't throw Tupperware away. CRAP! What to do... Oh, and be sure to try my green jello surprise.

09-30-2008, 04:01 PM	#15
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I notice you came empty handed.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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